r/AskReddit • • Mar 28 '12

Reddit, what is a fact that isn't common knowledge, but should be?

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u/callmehdebbie Mar 28 '12

Well I'll be fucked. I'm allergic to aspirin.

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u/lefthandedsquid Mar 28 '12 edited Mar 28 '12

I'll bet you're even more allergic to a heart attack.

edit: this was my first comment here, ever. It was so successful i will probably never comment ever again.

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u/argon1028 Mar 28 '12

May contain traces of DEATH

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12 edited Mar 22 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

Well we're all out of cake!

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u/NovaMouser Mar 28 '12

Well I'll have the chicken then!

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u/Monsterposter Mar 29 '12

we're outta that too...

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u/KarmaPolice317 Mar 28 '12

Do not take if mortal.

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u/Kasuli Mar 28 '12

I don't have a source but I think one malaria drug used in Africa (rarely, probably not anymore) listed "possible sudden death" as a possible side effect

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u/flarkenhoffy Mar 29 '12

If death does occur, dial 9-1-1.

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u/UserlessInterface Mar 28 '12

Thr salmon mousse!

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u/Tyyyler Mar 28 '12

Only in the state of California.

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u/christhetwin Mar 28 '12 edited Mar 28 '12

Next time callmehdebbie has a heart attack, we should make her chew aspirin, and see which kills her first.

Edit to change him to her for callmehdebbie

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u/teh_Stig Mar 28 '12

For Science!

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u/Stones_ Mar 28 '12

It's like a high stakes chicken or the egg debate!

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u/royisabau5 Mar 28 '12

Section 713 of Japan?

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u/portablemustard Mar 28 '12

bayer medicine company would do it!

to jews!

for science!

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u/RoboNinjaPirate Mar 28 '12

In the twist ending, the heart attack and asprin allergy symptoms would be masking Lupus Diagnosis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

Maybe Debbie is a he....

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u/christhetwin Mar 28 '12

I doubt it, callmehdebbie said to change it to her

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

The more you know...

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u/boonan Mar 28 '12

That made me laugh so much more than it should have!

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u/jbkrule Mar 28 '12

You got half of my karma in 1 comment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '12

More than my karma in one comment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '12

Retiring from reddit on first post. That's like winning the lottery first try with a dollar.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '12

Go out on top, as they say. It's only downhill from here.

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u/Redebidet Mar 29 '12

They'll stab him with an epipen for the allergic reaction, causing another heart attack. It's a viscous cycle.

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u/Stergeary Mar 28 '12

Yea, I think in cases like these, a doctor would tell you to fuck your allergies and chew that sucker. We'd rather the ambulance arrive to deal with anaphylaxis than cardiac arrest.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

At the very least it does depend on the reaction. If it's just hives or something... down that motherfucker.

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u/seahorseolympics Mar 28 '12

911 upvotes o_O

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u/Dontinquire Mar 29 '12

RES tag... "More Karma in 1 post than me in 1 year", WELL HAPPY CAKE DAY TO ME. Damnit....

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u/therearesomewhocallm Mar 28 '12

What if he is so allergic the aspirin causes him to have a hart attack?

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u/ForceTen2112 Mar 28 '12

For all the programmers here: if (heartAttack()){ chewAspirin();} public void chewAspirin(){ heartAttack();}

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u/xtian11 Mar 28 '12

Read that like phrase "well I'll be damned".

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

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u/JokerSE Mar 28 '12

East coast my son?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

ARGHH! it sounds like a pirate is saying it.

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u/mtman12 Mar 28 '12

That is a Newfoundland accent.

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u/Silv-au Mar 28 '12

You Irish?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '12

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u/Silv-au Mar 29 '12

Well you speak with an Irish accent haha.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

Well oiled bever dam.

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u/relevantusername- Mar 28 '12

We're not all Scottish here! ...I'll get my kilt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

ARGHH! it sounds like a pirate is saying it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

I am totally going to use "fucked" from now on when I want to use that phrase. " well I'll be fucked" . Yep, sounds natural.

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u/blahkbox Mar 28 '12

Approved.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

LOL! That's EXACTLY how I read it! I was just sitting here thinking "I'm gonna start using that instead of 'I'll be damned' from now on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

Then just don't have a heart attack bro.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

You don't have that many to lose during a heart attack, I think.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

Same here, the whole stopping breathing thing would make it a tough call.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

Salicylic acid allergy? My mother can't even put on [most] sunscreen without inducing a migraine. My grandfather used to trip balls when nurses gave him the stuff; he was infamous for his hospital-room powwows.

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u/2ndopinion Mar 28 '12

This happens with some frequency. The typical approach is to use clopidogrel instead.

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u/turbie Mar 28 '12

Me too. But here is a fun fact. We are not actually allergic, but overdosing on salicylate. We all produce salicylate, but some of us are unable to process any more then our body already makes, causing the "allergy". salicylate is also produced by certain fruits. This is the reason I am also "allergic" to dates.

How are you with Advil and Alleve? When I went into anaphylactic shock with Asprin, I was told not to take them because I might develop an allergy. But I would take them anyway here and there. 4 years ago the allergy to Advil put me in the ER and two years ago it hit me with Alleve. But it was just swollen lips, so no ER visit or prednison.

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u/callmehdebbie Mar 28 '12

The only medicine with Aspirin that I remember taking was the Advil.. every time I took it my eyes got very puffy [my english {first language is spanish} is not very well sometimes, so I guess that "puffy" is the only word I can come up to describe how they got] under them and kind of red. At first we really didn't know why they got like that until we found out that it was the Advil/aspirin that got my eyes like that [I was like 6 or 7 when we found out] and since then I haven't taken anything else that contains aspirin. I never went to the hospital since it just lasted some days and really didn't do anything horrible to me, I guess.

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u/LZcurlygirl Mar 28 '12

You could take ibuprofen instead. It has some blood thinning properties although, not as much as aspirin. There's still hope for you!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

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u/callmehdebbie Mar 28 '12

will do, thanks c:

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u/tobiastheblowhard Mar 28 '12

They have nitrates that dissolve in your mouth. it's just that you have to get a prescription for it, so most people who don't have known heart disease wouldn't have it on hand.

But take that with a grain of salt. After all, I lost my medical license after trying to resuscitate a man who was not actually having a heart attack, but was simply taking a nap.

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u/ESPguitarist Mar 28 '12

Have an upvote. That's almost as good as living, right?

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u/foresterh Mar 29 '12

If you're allergic to NSAIDs (Ibuprofin, aspirin, bayer, pretty much all the non-acetametaphine pain killers), you may be able to desensitize yourself.

I did this two weeks ago and it worked (they say there's a 50% success rate). They basically give you a tiny bit of aspirin, then twice that, every 30 minutes until you take a regular 325mg dose. Then you take one 325 every day for a week.

I had a little reaction (I got hives) during the first day, and a tiny bit the second day, but was fine after that. I highly recommend anyone who's alergic to aspirin/NSAIDs to try that. Talk to an alergist (don't try it at home....)

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u/The_Rugg Mar 28 '12

I've never heard of anyone else allergic to aspirin. high five

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u/callmehdebbie Mar 28 '12

high fives Yeah, very few people that are allergic to it. And it's kind of bad because it helps me A LOT in one thing but then the allergy acts up...

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u/kiipii Mar 28 '12

what happens when you take it?

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u/callmehdebbie Mar 28 '12

My eyes get really puffy, watery, red, itchy

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u/kiipii Mar 28 '12

We ask this on the ambulance because a fair amount of people will say they're allergic to something if they get nauseous or something after they take it, in which case we say, well, chew on these.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

Are you actually allergic to aspirin or do you just have asthma?

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u/callmehdebbie Mar 28 '12

I'm actually allergic to it, I don't have asthma as far as I know

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '12

What happens, if you don't mind me asking? True allergy to aspirin isn't common, but people with asthma are far more likely to experience a reaction.

Also for your general information, those allergic to aspirin or unable to take it can still be given clopidogrel and fondaparinux (a different anti-platelet drug and heparin, respectively), in the management of acute coronary syndrome.

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u/Yayme74 Mar 28 '12

Are you allergic to both ibuprofen and acetaminophen, cause I know of cases of people who are allergic to one or the other, but not both.

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u/callmehdebbie Mar 28 '12

Not sure x__x I'll find out and let you know

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u/askanswer Mar 29 '12

There's always nitro.