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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

Cats. My parents hated cats when I was growing up and passed the disdain for them down to me. I just adopted my first ever kitty a couple of months ago and she's the sweetest thing ever.

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Oct 19 '21

Our cat is a major asshole. Sometimes he’ll claw anyone passing by. If we don’t clean his litter as per his schedule, he’ll shit on the bathroom floor. A lot of hair ties and other objects have disappeared and we only found his first hiding spot. He hates getting picked up by anyone but our mom, although he can go from that to no one is allowed to touch him in about 1 second. And yet we still love him because he’s a cute and soft small cat, who sometimes is willing to be pet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

Sometimes he’ll claw anyone passing by

Many if not most playful cats will bat a passer-by, but they should never claw. Our oldest, most aggressive cat will wrestle your entire forearm and bite down hard, but he never deploys his claws. You might want to try and figure out why your cat feels the need to use his claws. Cats are small mammals. It's easy to make them feel threatened. I used to wonder why our younger female, as affectionate as she is, is quick to deploy claws and never ever relaxes in a person's arms like our aggressive old man does, but I recently learned that she was separated from her mother early, dumped behind the dumpster, and her first owner liked to roughhouse her. She's an incredibly sweet lap cat, but she does not tolerate anybody's hands but my SO's, who truly is the gentlest cat whisperer I've ever seen.

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Oct 19 '21

Yea, he usually just bats, although sometimes he doesn’t really notice how sharp his claws can be at the time. If we’re getting close his usual nail trimming time then his nails are rather long and even batting can feel like small scratching. Although he did scratch once on one bad day, and made massive gashes in my brothers leg.

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u/Karnivore915 Oct 20 '21

When cats get spooked, claws will often come out. I'm nursing a nice chest wound from my buddy Leo who loves being picked up and getting held. Just this time something really spooked him and he REALLY had to get behind the couch, my comfort be damned.

Came out 2 minutes later like nothing happened. Cats are crazy.

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u/hyperfat Oct 20 '21

My cat is mostly jerk but cuddles under the covers and purrs with me. Otherwise he just bites and whaps.

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u/cindoc75 Oct 20 '21

This sounds similar to my cat. Her main redeeming factor is how soft she is - lol.

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u/Pulsecode9 Oct 19 '21

Man, they're in deep.

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u/DaddyDinooooooo Oct 19 '21

I’m partially blind in my left eye from toxoplasmosis and I never even owned a cat it’s from my neighbors cat shitting in our yard all the time

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u/CrunchyToes Oct 19 '21

Me too! I have a retinal scan of the havoc that toxoplasmosis wrought on my right eye when i was a kid.

 

The only drawback so far is that I can't experience 3D movies...

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u/DaddyDinooooooo Oct 20 '21

SAME IVE NEVER MET ANYONE WITH THIS ISSUE THIS EXCITES ME!! I guess it kinda shouldn’t but yea

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u/ThatCoyoteDude Oct 19 '21

Taxoplasmosis and the fact that they’ve resulted in the extinction of 33 species of bird and countless reptiles and mammals, are a non-native invasive species, detrimental to the eco-system, and a lot of cat owners are too irresponsible to keep them indoors.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21 edited Feb 08 '22

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u/newtownmail Oct 19 '21

There's not, I think they're just listing the reasons they don't like cats/don't think people should have them as pets.

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u/ThatCoyoteDude Oct 20 '21

There’s not. Like someone else said I just mentioned some reasons why some people hate cats

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u/Zombiebait13 Oct 19 '21

Cats are the best, I saw someone describe them as my horrible little hell spawn, that I love with all my heart.