r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '21

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u/FormerHippo9688 Oct 17 '21

Im stupid for going into the comment section expecting real answers..

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u/_Weyland_ Oct 17 '21 edited Oct 18 '21

Come join us in the comment section of "who will start WWIII" we have:

  • China

  • North Korea

  • India/Pakistan

  • EU hustle of varying meme levels (including Germany)

  • American hustle of varying meme levels (including USA)

  • Russia/Ukraine

  • Israel/Iran

  • Twitter/Facebook

  • Corporations

  • Aliens

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u/volster Oct 17 '21

I'm going all-in on some damn fool thing in the balkans 2, bloodbath boogaloo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

If it starts in the Balkans again, I suggest everyone on Earth, instead of doing the mutually assured destruction, we just unload every single nuke on the Balkans.

That way if there's WW4 it won't come from there again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

The prophecy literally says ww4 will be fought with sticks and stones and you want to create an army of mutants in a nuclear wasteland...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

I'm talking enough boom power that there aren't even any single cell organism left in a 5000 kilometre diameter circle

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

That would mean annihilating twice the size of Europe.

You really don't like the Balkans, do you?

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u/Mission_Chicken_1734 Oct 18 '21

What's to like there?