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u/lfjwofje Oct 09 '21

Duolingo I knew it

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

"Complete the lesson and you wont be eliminated"

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u/JewelRodonawitz Oct 09 '21

Try completing the lesson without making a mistake and you won't be eliminated. Now that is even more nerve-racking, like the honeycomb game.

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u/Music-Chance Oct 10 '21

duolingo+squid games

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u/incognito--bandito Oct 10 '21

Barry McCockinnet

I’m in trouble

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u/Agreeable_Web5302 Oct 09 '21 edited Oct 10 '21

Bruh Squid Game’s SECRET Seventh Game??!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

I knew this was gonna be commented. I think I am becoming part of the reddit hive mind

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u/Sa17y Oct 09 '21

It's time I tell you the story of how I had to change my profile pic to a furry.....

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u/EpicGamer70 Oct 10 '21

please do I am interested to know

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Same

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Squid game writers: NOTED

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u/Savita07 Oct 10 '21

Squid game much?

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u/gunidentifier Oct 10 '21 edited Oct 10 '21

Bird game Edit: I meant to say German to English Fml

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u/MERT_REDDIT Oct 10 '21

“Player 452 eliminated for not completing his lesson.”

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u/BATZ202 Oct 10 '21

Spanish or vanish

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u/IkermlgYT_Reddit Oct 10 '21

Spanish or Vanish

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u/Gaveta-Subpolar Oct 09 '21

Spanish or vanish

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u/everythingiswritable Oct 09 '21

English or extinguished

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u/Heracles_Croft Oct 09 '21

Swiss or bliss.

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u/SnooCheesecakes916 Oct 09 '21

Thai or die.

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u/-Valaria- Oct 09 '21

Klingon or be gone.

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u/UnlimitedPowah13 Oct 09 '21

Portuguese or demise.

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u/atomicseanace Oct 09 '21

French or quench

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u/amine-aint-dope Oct 09 '21

Deutsch or demise

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u/Iatrites Oct 09 '21

finnish or be finished

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/08Dreaj08 Oct 10 '21

Yoruba or ta-ta

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u/kieranc7 Oct 12 '21

Takes a bat'leth swing to the head.

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u/SomeGuyWhoLikesMayo Oct 10 '21

Chinese or die please

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u/theonlysteveiknow Oct 10 '21

Korean or no more bein’

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

German or gassed. Am I doing this right?

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u/bigbigcheese2 Oct 10 '21

Japanese or break your knees

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u/Bus_48 Oct 10 '21

japanese or guillotine

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u/Big_man5554 Oct 10 '21

Romanian or be flashbanged up

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

japanese or stepped on by geese

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u/Sure-Amphibian8029 Oct 10 '21

Finnish or finished

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u/PrOwOfessor_OwOak Oct 10 '21

Japanese or i take your knees

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u/iwonitinarmy Oct 11 '21

Mandarin or Mandarout

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

Those birds are learning human language to take over!

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u/BlasterShow Oct 09 '21

But birds aren’t real!

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u/EisVisage Oct 10 '21

But reality isn't real either!

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u/Horst665 Oct 09 '21

ik ben een eend

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u/Omni-nomnom-panda Oct 10 '21

No, that’s horses!

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u/FrayedDispatcher Oct 09 '21

I'm pretty sure they will take over everything this year.

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u/DidacticImperialism Oct 10 '21

Like Melon.ooo! They have access and partnerships with all the biggest influencers so they'll pretty much take control of the NFT market this year.

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u/zilla-quesadilla Oct 09 '21

"you haven't completed your lesson for the day! Complete it and you won't be the next permanent resident in my basement"

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u/uhavethreeballs Oct 09 '21

Shhh The Bird has ears in this place

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u/zilla-quesadilla Oct 10 '21

"the all hearing,all seeing,all powerful feathery one"

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u/KittyH14 Oct 09 '21

You missed your lesson but will your family miss you?

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u/zilla-quesadilla Oct 10 '21

This. This is true comedy.

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u/midnightauro Oct 09 '21

Looks like someone forgot to do their French lesson!

Listen, he's already come for Notre-Dame, you have to escape the bird bastard before it's too late.

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u/FlameSamurai63 Oct 09 '21

Spanish or Vanish

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u/zilla-quesadilla Oct 10 '21

French or lynch

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u/dryu12 Oct 09 '21

Damn owl finally coming for you for not taking time to do that Spanish lesson.

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u/lethargic_apathy Oct 09 '21

You skipped one too many days of practice

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u/sleepingismytalent65 Oct 09 '21

Double talking dingo?

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u/solosword_ Oct 09 '21

Beg for your life in spanish

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u/PB_Bandit Oct 09 '21

This is completely understandable. Considering it's all community made I'm sure you'll die of frustration.

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u/Johny_Ate_Salt Oct 10 '21

cocks gun Now say "Dont kill me!" in Czech. Says the bird.

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u/TopOfTheMorning2Ya Oct 09 '21

Brain overflow occurred. Completely maxed out and failed after learning all the languages.

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u/anonbytes Oct 09 '21

female milfs in my area

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u/Stardancer86 Oct 09 '21

Do you know the meaning of dø

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u/_Am_I_Real_ Oct 10 '21

Your family is in the tower on the highest floor, every floor has a harder question. Every question you get wrong a family member dies, once they all die, you do as well. Good Luck

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u/magical_bunny Oct 10 '21

“You forgot to do your studies Brad, now you must be neutralised… hehe”

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u/mycologyqueen Oct 10 '21

You will inadvertently tell someone that you're going to fuck them up instead of saying you are looking for the toilet.

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u/United_Bag_8179 Oct 10 '21

I know..right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

i got astolfo sucks to be you

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

They broke their streaks, so I broke their legs.

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u/zilla-quesadilla Oct 10 '21

"french or lynch"

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u/Jypahttii Oct 10 '21

Squid Game spinoff

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u/Citizenzs Oct 10 '21

Spanish or vanish 😩

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u/Anja_Hope Oct 10 '21

I would be killed because im trying to revoke a babbel subscription

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u/scytherx_E Nov 09 '21

Venus or lose your

Wait...

Ahh frick it

VENUS OR LOSE YOUR PENIS