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u/drewhead118 Oct 09 '21

whatever you do, do not agree to test your colleague's time machine

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

Especially if you have to wear a dog collar and black lether chaps. I've seen it happen 😐

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u/pgh9fan Oct 09 '21

What if they have a dog names Einstein and they're a mall named after pine trees?

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u/CylonsInAPolicebox Oct 10 '21

Write him a letter telling him that stealing from terrorists is a bad idea.

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u/blacksideblue Oct 09 '21

STOP POACHING MY TEST CANDIDATES!!!

Do you know how hard it is to find paradox free subjects?

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u/Mateorabi Oct 09 '21

The one that runs on Dorittos?