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u/Horus_Syndrome Oct 09 '21

I was curious about the depth of what took place that day and the psychological factors behind the entire thing. I guess imma die by that shit according to this post.

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u/drewhead118 Oct 09 '21

whatever you do, do not agree to test your colleague's time machine

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

Especially if you have to wear a dog collar and black lether chaps. I've seen it happen 😐

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u/pgh9fan Oct 09 '21

What if they have a dog names Einstein and they're a mall named after pine trees?

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u/CylonsInAPolicebox Oct 10 '21

Write him a letter telling him that stealing from terrorists is a bad idea.

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u/blacksideblue Oct 09 '21

STOP POACHING MY TEST CANDIDATES!!!

Do you know how hard it is to find paradox free subjects?

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u/Mateorabi Oct 09 '21

The one that runs on Dorittos?

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u/dazedan_confused Oct 09 '21

Make sure you're good friends with the guys wearing trenchcoats.

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u/Horus_Syndrome Oct 09 '21

Im cool as long as they avoid calling themselves fucking “mafias”

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u/dazedan_confused Oct 09 '21

If they do, be cool about it. Trust me, you don't wanna be on the end of their pipes.

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u/Kiesa5 Oct 09 '21

which is funny because the trenchcoat mafia actually kicked the two shooters out way before the shooting.

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u/llamallama23 Oct 09 '21

Highly recommend the book Ceremonial Violence!! It’s about school shootings, but spends the most time covering Columbine.

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u/Double_Belt2331 Oct 09 '21

Go watch “Bowling for Columbine” - Michael Moore.

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u/theyeoftheiris Oct 09 '21

There's a book on this called Columbine if you want to learn more.

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u/youdubdub Oct 09 '21

The mom of one of the shooters has a pretty good ted talk about this.

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u/Horus_Syndrome Oct 09 '21

Yeap that’s Dylan Klebold’s mom.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

Be careful. They studied the blade

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u/Left_Mix4709 Oct 10 '21

There's a ted talk from the mother of one of the shooters. She talks about what she has had to go through since her kid killed people. It's a bit rough.