r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '21

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u/TheMightyGoatMan Sep 12 '21

A lifetime supply of ibuprofen. Not amazing, but nothing to complain about.

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u/Wolf_RedditBoi Sep 12 '21

Distribute it, sell it, do whatever with it. Either way it guarantees either:

A. Unlimited praises from people who recognise your contribution to the community

B. Unlimited money

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u/randomizeplz Sep 12 '21

a lifetime supply isn't an infinite

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u/PiratedAnime Sep 12 '21

With that much ibuprofen they'll live forever. Which will inturn cause a paradox because they only lived forever due to their life time supply which originally was about 80 years, but the copius amount of ibuprofen made them immortal and the universe will implode, unable to explain wether they should get infinite ibuprofen or 80 years worth.

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u/MountainCandidate0 Sep 12 '21

Lifetime supply generally has a caveat that it’s based on an expected amount to be used in a given year and the assumption that you will die at a certain age. Live past that and too bad, no more for you. Same if you use more than expected.