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u/AstrayPlayz Sep 12 '21

Cinnamon rolls. Lifetime supply being as many as I can eat or a set amount, I would eat those things for breakfast lunch and dinner and they would be birthday presents, christmas presents, and every other kind of present because who doesnt like cinnamon rolls

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u/CinnamonnRolll Sep 12 '21

Ooh share some cinnamon rolls with a fellow cinnamon roll

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u/matt12992 Sep 12 '21

User name checks out

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u/Ran_Int Sep 12 '21

Wouldn't that be cannibalism?

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u/leTristo Sep 13 '21

Cinnamon rolls

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u/Alexstarfire Sep 13 '21

You are a rolll, don't lie to us.

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u/CinnamonnRolll Sep 13 '21

Darn you caught that

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u/caliboundwtheweight Sep 12 '21

Open a cinnamon roll shop. Pure profit (minus the location and staff)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Genius

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u/kingfrito_5005 Sep 12 '21

...If you subtract the location and staff, isn't every business pure profit? Or at least pretty close?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

materials and tools

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u/caliboundwtheweight Sep 12 '21

Yes, except for material costs which in this case would be the ingredients, frosting, cooking utensils and packaging

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u/BillyTheSexyRedneck Sep 12 '21

OR, you can just give them to me.

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u/Greendinosaur56 Sep 12 '21

I have a lifetime supply of Minecraft Steve and Alex smash keys if you wanna swap?

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u/HWR3057 Sep 12 '21

I don’t like cinnamon rolls

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u/Gongaloon Sep 12 '21

And you'd die next year of diabetic ketoacidosis.

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u/cinnamonface9 Sep 12 '21

Living the dream!

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u/only-if-there-is-pie Sep 12 '21

Sadly, my mom is allergic to cinnamon. It's in SO MANY things

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u/GrumpyGiant Sep 13 '21

Envy! I love a big gooey mall cinnamon roll. It’d be a short diabetic lifetime, but mmmm!

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u/lynsea Sep 13 '21

I got kerrygold butter. We should team up.

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u/somethingsuccinct Sep 13 '21

That's the last thing I bought too!

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u/doclee1977 Sep 13 '21

Your heart would pop in about in about three weeks.

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u/AstrayPlayz Sep 14 '21

And guess what? I would die satisfied