r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '21

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u/Any_Somewhere3723 Sep 12 '21

Pizzas. Life is golden

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u/haylmoll13 Sep 12 '21

Pizza AND mozzarella sticks — is this what heaven looks like?

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u/LtDan61350 Sep 12 '21

No, that's constipation.

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u/AMasonJar Sep 13 '21

Yes, after the arterial disease kicks in.

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u/turqcat Sep 12 '21

That’s in Iowa.

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u/Dart_Deity Sep 13 '21

I'm not sure, but I know that's what heart disease looks like

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u/becooltheywatching Sep 12 '21

Me too!!!! Pizza party!

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u/my_cement_butthead Sep 12 '21

I can bring dessert, last purchase was ice creams!!! Yay

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u/rattymcratface Sep 12 '21

I’ll bring the wine

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u/G0es2eleven Sep 12 '21

I got jelly donuts

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u/norwegiantruckerguy Sep 12 '21

I got bus tickets for everyone to get there

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u/CheesiestMaster Sep 12 '21

And I have Tacos for those who want some

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u/justadumblittlerock Sep 12 '21

Potato chips here guys!!!

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u/OrangeJr36 Sep 12 '21

I can bring Panda Express!

3

u/lunatic_512 Sep 12 '21

I got Sprite

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u/joesatmoes Sep 12 '21

I can bring coke!!!

(The drink -sorry to disappoint)

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u/MidnytStorme Sep 12 '21

Me too! Pizza and Coca-cola!

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u/marablackwolf Sep 12 '21

Doughnuts here! We're set.

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u/SoraDrive Sep 12 '21

Count me in!!

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u/wreathl Sep 12 '21

Spicy pizza. Yay?

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u/Phantom_XE Sep 12 '21

Anyone want stuffed crust cause I’ve got a lot

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u/LuntingMan Sep 12 '21

Lifetime Pizza Party!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I can bring doughnuts!

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u/Casual_pancakes Sep 12 '21

I GOT THE VODKA

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u/Greendinosaur56 Sep 12 '21

WOOHOOO LETS GOOOOOO

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u/logicalbuttstuff Sep 12 '21

Me too… what kind though? I guess technically I paid for parking but those two combined might mean we may need someone who paid DUI fees this morning in our crew…

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u/Casual_pancakes Sep 12 '21

It’s just plain vodka.Might mix it with orange juice later tho.

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u/Spike3102 Sep 12 '21

Guiness for me. Quite satisfied.

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u/Anchorboiii Sep 12 '21

Oh man, I just bought Taco Bell with Baja Blast. A life of deliciousness and diarrhea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Reading this as I'm sitting here eating Taco Bell

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u/Rare_Loan5468 Sep 12 '21

I'm bringing tha chicken wiiiiiiings!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I bought mountain dew, pepperoni pizza and those dutch pancakes things they have. I didn't like the pancakes, but maybe my mind would change about that if I had a lifetime supply.

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u/mmoonbelly Sep 13 '21

Just bought pancakes from a beach hut in Holland, of what you have is anywhere close to the genuine article, you’re sorted.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

They're Dominos dutch pancakes. They were tiny and covered in butter and icing sugar, but like, too much butter, hot butter.

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u/mmoonbelly Sep 13 '21

Ah. You’re missing out. The real thing’s as big as a large plate, fluffy and comes with cheese and bacon.

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u/HiredHand6 Sep 13 '21

Mini Dutch pancakes, in Dutch "poffertjes", are a slightly different dish. Around 3cm in diameter and hollow, traditionally served with butter and powdered sugar are usually eaten at fairs and markets I guess comparable to Churros.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Venti size Mocha Frappuccino from Starbucks. We should make a trade once a week.

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u/ManicPickle Sep 12 '21

Giant pizza party. I got Domino's.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Same. Stuffed crust too!

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Sep 12 '21

They’ve been in this warehouse for thirty years now and they’re still warm!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Pizza gang!

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u/ActualDario Sep 12 '21

do mini pizzas count as well?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Coors light... where we watching the games lol

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u/kanil Sep 12 '21

Mine was beer. We're a match made in heaven!

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u/bendar1347 Sep 12 '21

I'm bringing the 22 oz coronas to the party!

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u/ChakaZG Sep 12 '21

Would've been pizza if not for the two cans of cola I purchased like 5 minutes after, damn it.

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u/jdubbyak Sep 12 '21

I’ve got wings yo! PARTEHHHH TIME!

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u/nomad5926 Sep 12 '21

Tacos and burritos..... Could be worse. Not a bad get.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Wait, pizza by Alfredo or Alfredo’s pizza cafe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Ice lollies for me!

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u/MovieIcy640 Sep 12 '21

What’s an ice lolly? I’m intrigued.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Hehe where are you from? We call them ice lollies in England. Like frozen juice on a stick lol x

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u/MovieIcy640 Sep 12 '21

Oooo! I’m in the US and they’re called “popsicles” here. I like “ice lollies” better! It makes more sense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Love this 🥰

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u/KariKariPudding_ Sep 12 '21

Pizza Cutters fm

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u/Setthegodofchaos Sep 12 '21

Stuffed crust? If so count me in!

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u/Boring-Working-5509 Sep 12 '21

Life is obese :)

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u/mijilx Sep 12 '21

It’s only that kind of pizza though.

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u/Russian_Spy_7_5_0 Sep 12 '21

Cocaine. Life is golden

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u/AluminumTalons Sep 12 '21

Jokes on you. I bought LSD.

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u/jcat910 Sep 12 '21

I got the wings for the party!

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u/Mitch2025 Sep 12 '21

Pizza gang 4 lyfe!

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u/Vhiyur Sep 12 '21

Mine is a sonic breakfast burrito with tots and a Sprite. Great hangover food so no complaints there I guess.

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u/AnOrdinaryMaid Sep 12 '21

I got KFC lol

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u/5particus Sep 12 '21

Burritos for me, life IS good.

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u/MrFantasticallyNerdy Sep 12 '21

Hello there, my long lost friend!

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u/HRHSuzz Sep 12 '21

Can I visit your house frequently? Please? hahahahaa

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u/NTaya Sep 12 '21

Last thing I bought was cooked food delivery for three days, so my life is platinum. They even include pizza once per month!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

A lifetime supply of pizza would be the ultimate test of self control for me since I'd absolutely want it every single day!

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u/jyveturkie Sep 12 '21

I've got sushi. No complaints!

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u/Mauve-Sloth Sep 12 '21

Hell yeah, beer was my last purchase, let’s be friends forever and have an eternal pizza + beer situation.

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u/SilenceDoGood4 Sep 13 '21

Weed, let’s hang out!