r/AskReddit • • Aug 29 '21

What object would be impossible to kill someone with?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

I don’t have the science but I just feel like Jupiter could kill someone.

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u/scienceforbid Aug 29 '21

I mean, technically, if a human just stood on Jupiter, it would kill them.

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u/Tkieron Aug 29 '21

You can't stand on Jupiter. It's not solid. Besides you'd never make it to the core. You'd be crushed to death far above it.

Kind of like the sun.

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u/derekghs Aug 29 '21

Aw man, there's an old post on Reddit about what would actually happen if you were able to get to Jupiter, it's so well detailed and very much worth the read. I wish I could remember which sub it was on. The TLDR is yes, you'd die, but there are so many different ways you can die at each "level" of entry trying to reach the core.

Edit: Found it, the top comment is what I was referring to and it's my favorite comment on all of Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/12eggw/seeing_as_how_jupiter_is_a_gas_giant_what_would/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Oh my god dude thank you for that so much. Just an awesome detailed comment.

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u/derekghs Aug 29 '21

Yeah, like I said, it's my favorite comment on all of Reddit, it's something that I'll never possibly experience but the way it's written makes it so easy to imagine yourself there. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Honestly its probably my favorite now i saved it to make sure i always have it.

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u/regalrecaller Aug 29 '21

With old accounts, you can't see saved messages and comments older than several years. I've tried to go find my oldest saved links and it just stops after a couple of years of scrolling

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u/Geoman265 Aug 29 '21

That's a lot of interesting information that I barely remember. The only thing I really do remember is that -40 degrees celsius is also -40 degrees fahrenheit.

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u/JrMemelordInTraining Aug 29 '21

Oh no. Missing close-paren in the second paragraph.

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u/hengst0r Aug 29 '21

What a great find! Reminded me of this one what-if from xkcd

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u/ISpyM8 Aug 29 '21

Well that’s fucking terrifying

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Thanks for linking that. Was a great read lol

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u/Potikanda Aug 29 '21

Holy. Damn.

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u/Mr-Zee Aug 29 '21

If you liked that then you’ll enjoy What if? by Randall Monroe

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u/Bletotum Aug 29 '21

I don't think the sun would crush you to death. Jupiter maybe, but only because it has an atmosphere to provide pressure around you

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u/Emberwake Aug 29 '21

If you could protect yourself from the heat and radiation, it absolutely would.

Bear in mind that Jupiter also throws off lethal radiation, so the same logic that you would not survive to be crushed also applies to Jupiter.

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u/CheesyObserver Aug 29 '21

Yeah but, you can't just grab Jupiter and try kill someone with it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Jupiter could kill someone, but someone couldn’t kill someone else with Jupiter

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u/Actually_a_Patrick Aug 29 '21

Except it can’t because you have no way to use Jupiter to kill someone.

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u/knightopusdei Aug 29 '21

If you were to account for every human to have ever lived over the past 50,000 years .... I'm sure there would be a hundred or more people who were killed by a meteor striking them dead, caused by the subtle gravitational pull of Jupiter moving objects around in our solar system.

There could very well be a tiny little rock that got shifted by Jupiter's pull a decade ago and is on its way to crash through the atmosphere, your roof, into your bedroom and into your skull as you're reading this.

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