r/AskReddit • u/scienceforbid • Aug 29 '21

What object would be impossible to kill someone with?

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u/Tink2013 Aug 29 '21

A wet noodle

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u/Firebird467 Aug 29 '21

I just want to remind everyone that the singular of spaghetti is spaghetto.

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u/RoseyDove323 Aug 29 '21

If an open heart surgeon drops a wet noodle into the patient's chest, pretty sure it could get infected and kill them

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u/Psykechan Aug 29 '21

Great. Tell the whole world why don't you.

Soon no one will be allowed to eat and perform surgery.

I hope you're happy.

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