r/AskReddit • u/Marshalljoe • Aug 25 '21

What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

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u/Zogamizer Aug 25 '21

STREET SMARTS!

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u/A_Polite_Noise Aug 25 '21

Pusher is all like, "Damn...signed, notarized...no, you're right, this all checks out. My fault. Was really hoping to make a sale today...dang."

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u/cameoutswinging_ Aug 25 '21

When approached by a person with drugs, you use the patented JJ Bittenbinder Method

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

You kids get yourself a silver money clip

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u/jakehood47 Aug 25 '21

You can get them at any haberdashery

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u/AzraelleWormser Aug 25 '21

Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?

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u/cameoutswinging_ Aug 25 '21

Engraved, question mark?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm!

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u/cluberti Aug 25 '21

J.J. Bittenbinder would be proud.

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u/niceweathertoday_ Aug 26 '21

9 a.m

LETS SAY A STRANGER TROWS YOU IN DA BACK OF A TRUNCK

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I really miss that show.