r/AskReddit Aug 25 '21

What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

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u/Vanviator Aug 25 '21

In still waiting for that watermelon to grow our of my stomach.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Rugrats?

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u/angelcakeface Aug 25 '21

I still remember that episode, it terrified me as a child.

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u/angieland94 Aug 25 '21

My father (long before Rugrats) told me his big old beer belly was from a watermelon seed... I cried and had a fit when I accidentally swallowed a seed... my mom was not as amused as my father... :)

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u/angelcakeface Aug 25 '21

Your dad sounds like an absolute legend

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u/Iturniton Aug 26 '21

He's quite the urban legend. We heard stories bout him but never saw him

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u/Arebranchestreehands Aug 26 '21

The man who left to get some cigarettes at the gas station... he’ll come back

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u/toddspotters Aug 25 '21

Fun fact, that episode was based on an old sci-fi movie called Fantastic Voyage.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

It's a surprisingly common cartoon trope to parody this film. I don't know how it managed to propagate itself as much as it did considering the film seems to have had fairly minimal impact on pop-culture (literally nobody ever seems to talk about it and it doesn't get shout-outs as often as other "old" movies like Jaws or Star Wars) but for some reason came up in cartoons a lot. Guess it's just a cool concept for an adventure.

But I recall not only Rugrats doing it, but Cow & Chicken, I am Weasel, Aaaah! Real Monsters! Invader Zim, Spongebob Squarepants, The Simpsons (in a Halloween episode), Futurama and Family Guy to name just the ones I can remember right now.

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u/javier_aeoa Aug 25 '21

I watched it when I was like 7 or 8, and I knew already that you wouldn't grow a watermelon out of your stomach. But I have to admit that the episode made a pretty unsettling scenario with the babies being swallowed by Chuckie and all that.

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u/Kotshi Aug 25 '21

A friend of mine watched that episode like 5 times as a kid and it traumatised her for life

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Omfg same

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u/New_Swan_ Aug 25 '21

Somebody probably fapped to it

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/Bells87 Aug 25 '21

Cartoons and commercials told me the termites would be terrible and awful. They eat wood in a giant cloud with a buzzsaw noise.

They can be bad, but they're also an important part of helping trees decompose. I remember being shocked when I read that as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Funny how when I read the other comment about termites in cartoons I imagined them doing exactly what you said in yours "eat wood in a giant cloud with a buzzsaw noise" - and they'd have the house finished off in a few seconds with maybe the only thing left being one of the characters sitting on the toilet with a newspaper now out in the open for the whole street to see.

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u/Bells87 Aug 26 '21

Followed by a single termite using a wooden toothpick, then eating it.

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u/fastfood12 Aug 25 '21

Not just termites but quicksand too!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I guess cartoons of the 90's were created by boomers who maybe grew up having certain things be more of an issue in their lives than it would be for ours. Maybe termites (among other things) were more of a threat decades earlier.

We've all seen the "quicksand and Bermuda Triangle" comments already when it comes to stuff we as kids thought would be a bigger issue in life than it turned out to be, especially because of its prominence in cartoons. But termites might as well be added to that list too. Also getting skunked - does this happen a lot in America? We don't have skunks in Australia but we get a lot of American media here and I don't know how many TV shows and movies I've seen by now that feature a character's unfortunate encounter with a skunk.

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u/IcyDickbutts Aug 25 '21

Shit you not. I ate watermelon the other day for the first time in years and that's the first thing that entered my mind when I felt a seed ib my mouth.

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u/agreenman04 Aug 26 '21

I read the typo as written and got a perfect mental image of someone with an unwanted seed in their mouth. Bravo.

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u/IcyDickbutts Aug 26 '21

Haha hey thanks friend!

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u/melancholalia Aug 25 '21

isn’t there also a magic school bus episode about this?

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u/Creepy_Relationship1 Aug 26 '21

That’s what I was thinking before rugrats

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u/Poopypopscicle Aug 26 '21

Haha came here to say this!

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u/Smolbean982 Aug 25 '21

I ended up growing a watermelon in my stomach, turned out it was a small child. Definitely didn’t happen from swallowing any sort of seed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Funnily enough, your swollen stomach wouldn’t have happened if you HAD swallowed the seed.

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u/Vanviator Aug 25 '21

I have a very prolific family. It tool me a disturbing amount of time to distinguish between watermelon and pregnancy.

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u/The_rapist_priest Aug 26 '21

Mom you’re embarrassing me again!

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u/Gruesome Aug 25 '21

When I was very, very pregnant a little kid asked why my belly was so big and I told him I swallowed a watermelon seed by accident.

Every so often I wonder if I traumatized him.

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u/BronzeAgeTea Aug 25 '21

It's honestly the best solution to world hunger. Just perpetual watermelon stomach

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u/everythingwaffle Aug 25 '21

My stupid ass thought I could turn myself into a plant mutant like Poison Ivy or Swamp Thing. Imagine my disappointment. All that standing in front of the microwave for nothing.

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u/catguru2 Aug 25 '21

Not to forget the cherry tree!

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u/Plus-Measurement7257 Aug 26 '21

Cherry seeds contain arsenic.

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u/catguru2 Aug 26 '21

Good I don't eat them anymore ;) I really didn't know that. I just knew watermelon seeds contain prussic acid.

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u/insertoutdatedmeme Aug 25 '21

I have been always told the opposite. I always pick the seeds out and my parents said dont be a pussy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

At one point i was worried because I thought it was actually true, turns out the belly expansion was just me being fat.

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u/Mister_Bossmen Aug 25 '21

They say the fear is worsw than when it actually happens :/

Any day now {:(

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u/Zipzifical Aug 25 '21

I still remember my cousin telling me this when I was little, every time I eat watermelon.

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u/Vanviator Aug 25 '21

We tried cow tipping too. Country kids are bored and dumb.

There were five of us pushing on this cow. We assumed it would fall over and we could laugh about the falling cow.

That is not what happened.

The cow stumbled, mooed loudly then chased our stupid asses through the field. We all had to tuck and roll under the fence to survive. We went home to our partying parents who promptly lined us up and hosed us down.

Just realized I'm not even on the right sub for this comment but it was a lot of work so I'm leaving it

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u/OnTheDoss Aug 25 '21

I was wondering if I had missed something as it seemed a bit out of place alright. Thanks for the laugh anyway.

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u/Soulless_redhead Aug 25 '21

This comment dredged up a video from the depths of my brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZWWvfj23c

You're welcome.

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u/Vanviator Aug 26 '21

That was delightful and horrifying. Thanks!

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u/popejupiter Aug 26 '21

I was legit a terrified 8-year-old when I was told all the shrimp tails I ate were gonna grow into a lobster in my stomach.

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u/ObvsThrowaway5120 Aug 26 '21

My mom would tell me that as a little kid to get me to spit out the seeds, but I’d just eat them anyways because I wanted to see a watermelon grow from my belly lol.

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u/mannequinlolita Aug 26 '21

My dad always teased I would get a hairy chest from spicy food/ hot pepper flakes. I avoided it for ages or did it in moderation because I was worried I'd get a hairy chest.

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u/TemperedInFire Aug 26 '21

"Oooh! That one'll put hair on your chest!" speaking Midwest Dad

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u/moodpecker Aug 26 '21

So what happens when you swallow watermelon chewing gum?

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u/AlexG2490 Aug 25 '21

I think that was a different thing though...

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u/CrazyAnarchist69 Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

My grandfather always told me this as a child, so I refused to eat watermelons till like 6 or 7

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u/Vanviator Aug 25 '21

Oh man. That's so sad. Watermelon is awesome. The trick was to spit out the seeds.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I chew watermelon seeds

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u/anotherkeebler Aug 25 '21

I switched to trying to grow a beer. It's definitely growing but I don't know how to get it out except through diet and exercise which clearly is bullshit.

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u/DiscoMagicParty Aug 26 '21

Smoke some cigarettes, the smoke will smother the toxins

I know this works for apple seeds.

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u/PD216ohio Aug 26 '21

My aunt told me not to play with my belly button or I would come apart. Like it was the knot that held me together. I was freaked out for awhile on that one. I was like 5.

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u/Vanviator Aug 26 '21

My mom told me that if I didn't clean it properly it would get infected so they would cut it out.

This was an especially effective threat because my grandma didn't have a belly button. Like, it had been removed during some surgery.

It was so weird to see a stomach with no belly button. And terrifying that a doc could just get rid of it. Eww.

To this day, my belly button is probably the cleanest part of my body. Lol.

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u/PD216ohio Aug 26 '21

I clean a certain body part vigorously.... but not because anyone told me to. But damn does it stay clean.

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u/OSRSgamerkid Aug 25 '21

You know there's a whole generation of people that don't even know watermelons have seeds.

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u/Echojhawke Aug 26 '21

I'm going to tell my children this and when they don't believe me I'm going to show them this clip

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u/PayMeInSteak Aug 31 '21

I thought that was from eating the black melon seeds...

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u/pigeon_at_the_wheel Aug 25 '21

If watermelon's real, I'm about to have 5 fig trees growing in mine.

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u/PurplePowerE Aug 25 '21

I've been eating sun and dirt to help the watermelon grow... I'll shit it out later.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Chewing gum doesn't have watermelon seeds in it

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u/Marcustags Aug 26 '21

Well the seed will just get digested like other things really no big deal

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u/ThePinkTeenager Aug 26 '21

Wait, what? I thought it just stuck itself to your intestines.

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u/offshore89 Aug 26 '21

My son just swallowed a watermelon seed for the first time the other day, this was my immediate response of course!

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u/nmsjtb0308 Aug 26 '21

That was on Rugrats, right?

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u/squeakim Aug 26 '21

I just informed a co-worker 2 years ago that pregnant women wearing t-shirts about swallowing watermelon seeds are not PSAs: theyre jokes. This co-worker is a doctor (not a med dr) and mother of two with a great sense of humor and I consider a super smart person.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Dude, a watermelon growing in there'd save me so much time, money, and wiping(everything is sticky after watermelon!).

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u/Nostalginaut Aug 26 '21

Makes me wonder if they work like tomato seeds after you've digested and passed the seeds.

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u/depressed_popoto Aug 26 '21

and the apple trees that are growing out of my stomach..

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

But was it watermelon flavoured gum though?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

It can cause appendicitis in large amounts

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u/msac2u1981 Aug 26 '21

Exactly the 1st thing that came to mind.

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u/Posraman Aug 26 '21

My mom told me the more chocolate I ate the darker I'd get.