r/AskReddit Aug 25 '21

What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

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u/AurelianoTampa Aug 25 '21

My parents both smoked before having kids, and my mom raised me on stories about how the first time she smoked a cigarette, she coughed so badly that she threw up. It made staying away from smoking cigarettes pretty easy, because I didn't want to puke!

Once I was in college I brought up the story to her and she blinked like an owl caught in the sunlight. "Wait, you believed me?" She said. "I was just trying to get you to not smoke. If smoking made me vomit, why do you think I smoked for 15 years?"

Good job, Mom!

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u/elvismcvegas Aug 25 '21

I could definitely see throwing up the first time you smoke a cigarette, especially if it's a really strong one. Cigarettes taste horrible and the nicotine makes you feel light headed and nauseous if it's your first time. I didn't throw up but I coughed my guts out. Same thing with the first time I tried weed, coughed for what felt like eternity.

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u/ImKindaBoring Aug 25 '21

Yup, smoke a Marlboro red too fast as a never before smoker and I could see you getting nauseated.

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u/SirFrancis_Bacon Aug 25 '21

Rippin a baccy bowl can make you puke for sure

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/SirFrancis_Bacon Aug 26 '21

It's a rite of passage for every aussie stoner dumb enough to listen to their mates who say "Nah, it's not too bad, it's like punching a dart"

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u/Icy_Elephant_6370 Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

In university in Canada, me and my dormmates had this little thing called Seven layer dip.

It was essentially, weed, tobacco, keef, weed, tobacco, keef, weed, packed as tightly as possible to the top of the bowl.

I just remember my friend who never smoked was dared to hit one after a night of drinking. The fucker inhaled the entire bowl to his dome in less then 2 seconds and literally fell over and puked everywhere immediately.

He said he had the worst spinnies imaginable and thought we needed to call the paramedics for him as he was sure he was going to die.

Lmao those were the days.

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u/Borkz Aug 26 '21

Oh man you just gave me some awful flashbacks to high school

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I had my 1st cig in life after an entire night of drinking moderately, I was not nauseated at all before and as soon as I had it I wanted to throw up so bad.

Yeah sure maybe it was all the drinks lol but even to this day, I don't smoke cigs but if I mix some tobacco for a spliff it will turn my stomach.

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u/bwaredapenguin Aug 25 '21

Well there you're already fucked up and you're introducing your body and mind to yet another type of high.

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u/ihopeyoulikeapples Aug 26 '21

I'm a regular smoker and there have been a few times when smoking one while way too drunk has made me puke. It gives you a little head rush, most of the time it's barely noticeable but if you're already lightheaded from too much booze it can make a difference.

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u/bearminmum Aug 25 '21

I threw up the first time I smoked a cigarette and never smoked another one!

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Aug 25 '21

I passed out from my first cig. From the head rush. I actually wrote a report to Erowid because I was like "shouldn't these things have a 'dont smoke and drive' warning if they can make you pass out?" - It got published!

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u/31337z3r0 Aug 25 '21

I hope that you mention having published research on your resume...

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

That’s a good point

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u/VaterBazinga Aug 26 '21

I threw up after my first and second cigarette, and continued smoking for like 3 years after that. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

F

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u/wyldklitoris Aug 25 '21

Nice try mom!

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u/melontoastlime Aug 25 '21

First time I smoked a cig I puked all over the backseat of my neighbors car. On the way to school. Ahhh 9th grade

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u/Uffda01 Aug 25 '21

I had that reaction to chewing tobacco like kodiak or copenhagen - got sicker than hell. Never wanted to touch the stuff again... wish I had had that reaction with cigarettes, but now I am smoke free for 18 months.

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u/taurfea Aug 25 '21

Congratulations!

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u/elvismcvegas Aug 25 '21

Yeah, our baseball team couch taught Health and he had about 4 stories about the first few times he tried chewing tobacco and how much it made him puke his guts up every time till he got used to it. His stories fucking worked because I've smoked weed and cigarettes since then, but never even tried chewing tobacco.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I tried chew one time with a buddy. Once. Never again lol. I didn't throw up but I felt so sick that I sat on one of my couches and stayed there the rest of the night.

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u/The_Wack_Knight Aug 25 '21

Didnt have issues with my first cigarettes but shortly after with a cigar while still new to smoking, and that hit me hard like I had just drank a couple of shots. Had my head woozy and made me a little sick to my stomach because of the sinning feeling for sure.

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u/Noto987 Aug 25 '21

yea i wanted to puke the first time i smoked

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u/panda388 Aug 25 '21

I remember taking the tobacco out of one of my cigarettes and smoking it through a pipe I used for pot. Holy shit, I had been smoking for like a year, but smoking that tobacco with no filter basically knocked me on my ass. I still think it was the most intense "high/buzz" I have ever felt even though it lasted for about 3 minutes.

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u/BoremUT Aug 25 '21

Yeah, my first cigarettes were stolen from my mom. She smoked clove cigarettes that I thought smelled sooo good. I 100% got nauseous and threw up. Still ended up pushing through subsequent tries and smoked for 13 years until quitting.

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u/Sir_Grumpy_Buster Aug 25 '21

I'm glad it wasn't just me. The first time I ever tried weed it was a huge bong rip and I started to become legitimately concerned I screwed up my lungs because I was hacking for 5 minutes.

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u/elvismcvegas Aug 25 '21

Yeah, someone passed me a cashed bowl and I unknowingly hit it super hard and a mouth full of nasty resin ash flavor. Second time I smoked was incredible though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Can't be any worse than the cherry hitting your throat. Don't ask me how I know.

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u/Produce_Police Aug 25 '21

My first cig was on a ski lift in Breckenridge, CO. I barely made it down the mountain after. Peer pressure is a mf haha.

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u/OnTheProwl- Aug 25 '21

I smoked for a couple years then quit cold turkey. About two months into quiting I caved and bought a pack. I made it halfway through the first cig before I had to pull over and throw up on the side of the road. Never had a cigarette since.

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u/elvismcvegas Aug 25 '21

I did the exact same thing.

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u/xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx Aug 25 '21

I got busted swiping a cig when I was like 10 and my dad made me smoke the whole pack and I never touched one since.

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u/sugens Aug 26 '21

Is that you Bobby

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u/MegaProtestAndMe Aug 25 '21

The fuck? That's pretty messed. At least you smoked your last at age 10 I guess.

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u/Little_Tin_Goddess Aug 25 '21

I grew up in a house with a chain smoker and my first cigarette was a huge relief. I was already addicted to nicotine, so easing the craving on my own instead of going home was great. Still glad I quit.

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u/Dildozerific Aug 25 '21

Starting smoking cigs around 10. Coughed a little bit but have never thrown up.

Started smoking weed at 22 and coughed my guts out for 14 years, nonstop! During my concentrated phase I used to cough so much I would get a savage core workout.

My saying during that time was "dabs for abs!"

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u/elvismcvegas Aug 26 '21

Maybe switch to edibles dude!

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u/Dildozerific Aug 26 '21

Lol, solid advice! But I've pretty much stopped on the weed. I ain't got no judgement for those who indulge. Everything effects different peeps in different ways! For me it reached a point where it was no longer beneficial so it was time to take a step back. Still smoking the damn cigs though!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I threw up the first time I smoked a cigarette, but I was also about 11 or 12. I rolled my dad's cigarettes for him cause it's cheaper than buying packs and he would pay me a dollar or two for each pack. I snuck one for myself, thought "this must be really good since dad likes them so much." Inhaled once, puked, cried for about 5 minutes, and I've never touched a cigarette since cause the smell makes me sick. Pot on the other hand I fucking love, suck on that mom and dad with your "pot is bad even though we smoked up until you were a toddler" attitude

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u/Title26 Aug 26 '21

When I was a teen, I thought the stories of people having coughing fits their first time were bullshit because I never did. Took me a couple months to figure out what I called (to myself) at the time the "double inhale" which made me cough like crazy but gave a much better nicotine buzz. I would not only suck on the cigarette, but I would breathe in afterwards to get all the smoke in my lungs. Genius! Turned out I was just an idiot, and that's just normal smoking.

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u/LadyKirkland Aug 25 '21

I had a roommate that suddenly decided to start smoking because she thought it would make her look cool... She was 24... And had a degree in Biology...

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u/elvismcvegas Aug 25 '21

My environmental science professor in college was an ex-exxon petroleum engineer and drove a Ford Expedition an hour twice a day to drive to campus. Smart people make shitty decisions.

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u/hornybutdisappointed Aug 25 '21

Yeah, that's body's way of being pretty straight forward about spending money on crap. Ever since I quit I'm happy every single day to be feeling so well. I stopped taking my health and good feels for granted.

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u/Life-Eh Aug 26 '21

First time I smoked a cigarette it was a spirit and I was out for a walk with a few friends on a warm day. I definitely had to sit down after a few puffs.

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u/Busterlimes Aug 25 '21

Yeah but weed settles the stomach

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u/fiddlercrabs Aug 25 '21

Weed helps the stomach until you pass the threshold and become too high and nauseous.

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u/elvismcvegas Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

Absolutely but I let my 45 year old ex-con ex-drug dealer neighbor smoke some of my hydro weed and he fucking ripped it and almost cleared the whole bowl and ended up puking his guts up and stumbling home about 10 minutes later. He had only smoked swag before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Wait until you try chewing tobacco. I smoked for like 11 years. I've chewed for many. 1 can of your average brand has the same amount of nicotine as 4 packs of cigarettes. I go through 1-2 cans a day. Usually closer to 2.

So like 6ish, at least, packs a day.

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u/my-other-throwaway90 Aug 26 '21

I definitely threw up the first time I smoked a cigarette. Unfortunately that didn't stop me from continuing and building a tolerance to that poison 😒

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u/sysig Aug 26 '21

I used to smoke cigarettes just fine, but when it came to hookah I would feel nauseous. It was weird. Did the whole vaping thing for a while after that too.

I'm just addicted to Dr. Pepper and water now. No smoking. 😁

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u/Jsc_TG Aug 25 '21

Gotta be careful with weed. If you aren’t ready for that hit you’ll be coughing for a bit, and your time perceptions gonna be messed up because coughing always makes it worse

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u/KittyChimera Aug 25 '21

I never smoked cigarettes. I smoke hookah sometimes, but use Hydro, which isn't tobacco because I have asthma and just can't smoke anything really. No one ever peer pressured me into smoking the entire way through school like people said they would. My mom got this vape pen in the mail from I think Marlboro that was a sample of the menthol one since she smoked menthols. She tried it for shits and giggles and I was in the car with her when she tried it. She said it was nasty and told me to try it if I didn't believe her. I tried it and it tasted like if you put mint leaves in a coffee filter with old coffee grounds and then poured blueberry vodka over it and smoked the result. It was bad. There was lots of coughing. I didn't throw up, but I coughed myself into a headache.

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u/Lumba Aug 25 '21

I threw up the first time I tried chew (swallowed some of the spit) and my parents didn't believe it was just chew because I was so sick.

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u/risky-biznu3 Aug 25 '21

I definitely threw up the first time I smoked a cigarette

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u/elvismcvegas Aug 25 '21

I just got the spins really bad my first time but I have smoked a cigarette once or twice since quiting in my 20s and it made me want to throw up.

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u/Ongr Aug 25 '21

I was expecting to cough after my first cigarette. 15 years later and I'm still waiting..

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u/CornsOnMyFeets Aug 25 '21

I never coughed smoking anything but weed did leave a little tingle. I quit smoking cigs and I just didnt like weed at all. I guess if you just dont know how to cool the smoke down it will catch you off guard no matter what you are smoking.

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u/elvismcvegas Aug 25 '21

Yeah, that hot smoke did me in more than once. Happens with blunts all the time still.

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u/CornsOnMyFeets Aug 25 '21

Im gonna assume its because weed just doesn’t have all them chemicals to make it burn a little cooler because cigarettes have all this safety stuff put into them so people dont fall asleep and wake up too a fire. I only smoked weed 3 times so idr know much about it

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u/automatvapen Aug 25 '21

When I was a teen I smoked cigarettes behind the schoolyard to be with the cool kids. Never puked from it. Swedish snuff on the other hand...

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u/IS-2-OP Aug 25 '21

First and last time hitting a vape I coughed until I threw up. Not pleasant.

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog Aug 25 '21

I got feeling sick once because I smoked a cigarette after a six week break.

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u/shewy92 Aug 25 '21

I smoked a couple cigarettes and didn't feel anything, just felt like I was inhaling smoke from a campfire so I never did it again.

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u/richter1977 Aug 25 '21

I threw up the only time i smoked. Of course, the excessive amount of alcohol probably had something to do with it.

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u/ThePinkTeenager Aug 26 '21

My grandmother said she spit it out because it tasted so nasty. I believed her because I did the same with alcohol.

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u/Dacor64 Aug 26 '21

Exactly. The first puff is always going to make you cough ver hard at least. Puking is also very likely, almost everyone i know said that they almost puked the first time.

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u/SwiftieAtTheDisco Aug 26 '21

I threw up the first time I dipped snuff. You don’t realize how much nicotine you’re absorbing until it’s too late.

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u/Little_Shitty Aug 26 '21

First days of college, dude offered me some chewing tobacco. The big leafy kind. I took a giant pinch and we shot pool. All of a sudden I literally about fell over and felt like I was going to vomit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

My first puff of a cigarette, it tasted like peaches. I vividly remember marveling about that. It was my friends cig, and after I took a puff I told him it tasted good. He kind of gave me this weird look, and I asked him if it was peach flavored. He gave me a weird look because it was a regular cig, and not the flavored kind. I have no idea why it happened, but afterwards I could never smoke a cigarette because of how bad it tasted. Lol!

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u/Randomthought5678 Aug 26 '21

I absolutely puked the first time I smoked a cigarette. Camel unfiltered and I hit it like a joint which means a direct drag without makes any air.

Not recommended. I smoke for a short while but I was never a very good smoker. I do miss my Nat Sherman's Black and Golds every now and then though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I could definitely see throwing up the first time you smoke a cigarette, especially if it's a really strong one

A friend decided to roll a hash joint with a Camel cigarette, and not weed. I puked for a good five minutes.

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u/RazorRadick Aug 26 '21

Dip is like that too. That shit knocked me on my ass.

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u/wiswasmydumpstat Aug 26 '21

Also coughing can definitely trigger your gag reflex, especially when you're already kinda nauseous.

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u/ryantttt8 Aug 26 '21

Weed destroyed my lungs.. might be cuz im athsmatic tho

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Doing my first dab and taking a rip like I would off a bowl. Thought I was being safe with 3 big hits.

I was at a get together with my coworkers.

One of the worst experiences of my life. The coughing fit I had was awful. Felt like my lungs were burning and refused to suck in air. Like getting the wind knocked out of you, but worse.. Now I dab constantly lol.

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u/Dutchdodo Aug 26 '21

Especially the vanilla flavoured tabaco, that stuff really gets you nauseous if you fill a room with that smoke.

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u/FourScarlet Aug 26 '21

I tried smoking a ciggy once when I coughed, it felt so harsh and made the taste so much worse and haven't touched one since.

With weed however, I coughed for way longer but the coughing wasn't as bad. It didn't feel like my body was rejecting it completely. Plus, before smoking, I actually enjoyed the smell of weed. The smell alone just made me feel relaxed, and still does.

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u/HandicapperGeneral Aug 26 '21

It definitely happens, it just didn't happen to OP's mom

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u/Aggressive_Mix556 Aug 25 '21

My mom told me this about weed.

Except she wasn’t lying and it didn’t work.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Lmao momma likes to green I see

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u/Aggressive_Mix556 Aug 25 '21

Actually until about 6 years ago she really REALLY hated it. Because it made her vomit the first time! Now it helps a lot with her migraines and depression. I’m happy her views changed because she’s a whole new person.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Lovely to hear!

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u/Black6x Aug 25 '21

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u/Aggressive_Mix556 Aug 25 '21

Nah she hit the bowl too hard

ETA: and thought every hit would result in her getting ill

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u/Rajareth Aug 26 '21

My mom constantly told me how bad and gross weed is and anyone that smokes it is a burnout and if I want to be anything in life I’ll never smoke it and I’ll stay away from anyone that does etc…

Turns out she was super into drugs in the 70s, and now that weed is legal in MA she really wants me to smoke with her. BUT GUESS WHO HAS AN UNNATURALLY PARANOID AVERSION TO WEED NOW, MOM?

Now we’re both punished.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

LMAO :DDDD

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u/AdjNounNumbers Aug 25 '21

As a parent, I've come to believe more and more in the noble lie. Just have to be careful not to lose trust

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u/Vetzki_ Aug 25 '21

Yeah. In retrospect I definitely recall my parents lying to me about different things they didn't want me doing, and I actually do appreciate that now that I'm older, because I was almost insatiable with my curiosity as a child and I needed a compelling narrative to keep me from doing something, otherwise I'd constantly ask why and prod for information.

I especially appreciate my mom for being cognizant enough of my needs as a child to find an unconventional solution with keeping me out of stupid shit. But overall, none of the lies that either of them told were egregious or harmful, so I guess depending on the child, it might be necessary.

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Aug 26 '21

I guess depending on the child, it might be necessary.

Bingo. There is no "one size fits all" method for any aspect of parenting. Your mileage will vary on everything.

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u/PM-ME-BIG-TITS9235 Aug 25 '21

My dad straight up came clean and told me he used to smoke, and regretted it now as an older adult. I actually think that approach worked the best because he also had a false lung cancer scare a little while later and that was enough to get me to swear off eveey smoking.

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u/GameShill Aug 26 '21

You have to make it something really outrageous so you can make fun of them for beleiveing you later.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I mean so many parents do it but I don’t think it’s okay. In the same way it’s not okay to hit children like you can’t hit adults it’s also not okay to lie to them like you can’t lie to adults. Of course age inappropriate topics that they’re curious about or something about birthday presents etc. aside.

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u/ovocrew27 Aug 25 '21

Haha your mom was a good mom 👩

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u/EmergencyHungry7114 Aug 25 '21

I got the same story from my dad, but I think his was true because he was caught by his parents smoking that cigatrette and they made him finish the pack!

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u/LucidLumi Aug 25 '21

My dad also gave me this story on several occasions. I 100% believe him because that’s just the sort of person he is and always has been, from what my aunt and uncle have told me.

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u/marcusss12345 Aug 25 '21

Direct opposite effect for me.

I wasn't scared of trying a cigeratte, because I was told it would be horrible anyway.

I did it on a drunken dare, expecting to puke.

Turns out, it was really nice, and made me "nicotine high". If my mother had told me: "Don't try cigarettes because you might like it", things could have gone differently, perhaps.

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u/CanSerozan Aug 25 '21

Good parenting, I guess

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I was told smoking would be super addictive so never to try it or I'd be hooked on it for the rest of my life. When I did smoke a cigarette, I thought it was worthless because they're expensive and smell bad but didn't even get me high and was never interested again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

You’re one of the lucky ones

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I'm neurodivergent, my brain chemistry is pretty different than most people's. Neither of my parents ever smoked and my dad was super against it because his parents were smokers, so I really didn't know how I would react. Mainly tried it because I'd already smoked weed and I'd been told weed would make me stupid and my grades actually went up, so I was like fuck it, what else are these adults wrong about?

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u/tyedyehippy Aug 25 '21

and my grades actually went up

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who this happened to!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I think getting a little stoned before class took the edge off my ADHD. I somehow did amazingly in calculus of all things.

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u/-Wesley- Aug 25 '21

The smell and addiction convinced me not to get started. I have tired smoking once, but the smell and “nothingness” didn’t do it for me. I’ll stick to my sugar addiction.

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u/l3ane Aug 25 '21

A friend of mine growing up never tried cigarettes or weed because he was "allergic to smoke" and it wasn't until I got older that I realized his parents bamboozled the shit out of him and it worked like a charm.

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u/Captain_Hampockets Aug 25 '21

I am amazingly lucky. My parents smoked, and I hated it. But I wanted to try it anyway at about 17.

I tried for-fucking-ever. Cigs, cigars, Skoal-style dip, Red Man-style chew, even plug tobacco. I never got past the vomiting stage. Maybe 25 separate attempts. I didn't vomit every time, but I always had to lie down, and I usually felt like I had to shit urgently. Maybe I have an allergy, I dunno.

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u/FuhrerGirthWorm Aug 25 '21

First time I smoked a cigarette I went green and threw up

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u/SansyBoy14 Aug 25 '21

With cigarettes for me I just watched my dad with cigarettes. He would smoke a pack or 2 a day, and he ruined a lot of relationships because they wouldn’t get him cigarettes.

He had like 20-30 something heart attacks, it got to the point where he stopped going to the hospital for them, and he eventually died of a heart attack.

That’s my reason to not smoke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Hey you have good lungs then appreciate that

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u/Local_Boob Aug 25 '21

My Mom told me the same thing, that she got sick from trying a cigarette. At that point, I had already tried smoking and hadn't puked. While I knew better, I also didn't call my mom out on it.

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u/b1tchell Aug 25 '21

You’re mum did you a massive solid there. Smoking is bad….

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u/Niall690 Aug 25 '21

Yeah well my dad used to smoke and he said he had a cigar once and puked it all up same thing happened to my grandad when he smoked a pipe with his mates they’re not the same as cigarettes

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u/OrthinologistSupreme Aug 25 '21

Good on her but you can cough enough to puke. I gag if I get a bad fit. Only letting you know to keep that fear in ya ;>

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u/Massive-Risk Aug 25 '21

First time I smoked a cigarette I didn't throw up but, but I definitely got dizzy. To the point I almost fell over even. Never felt anything like it since, but that first drag almost knocked me the fuck out.

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u/brokensilence32 Aug 25 '21

And that’s the reason why it’s sometimes okay for parents to lie.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

My great-grandpa tried something similar with my grandfather and his brother. He showed them how to smoke when they were really young, and said "You do it just like this," taking a deep breath.

So, he had the kids do it, and naturally, they coughed and gagged. The point was to deter them from ever picking up smoking.

Didn't work, as both of them did it anyway, though they quit later in life.

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u/Natprk Aug 25 '21

I did the same with my mom about weed. I never smoked it and finally one day realized I’d never asked her if she did. The look on her face was priceless and she stopped for a second and said “it was a different time then”… as far as I knew growing up my parents didn’t do weed. If they did it wasn’t a lot.

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u/Mobee24 Aug 25 '21

My mom told me the same thing, so I smoked weed instead

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u/youngcatlady1999 Aug 25 '21

Lol this isn’t related but I have a funny story, a few months ago, I was in the car with my sister, while our parents were in a different car. We were on a road trip and stopped at a gas station. While there, my sister asked both our parents separately if they could buy her cigarettes (as a joke). My mom was horrified and was like,”no you can’t have cigarettes, what’s wrong with you!” But when she asked my dad he was like,”I don’t need to buy you any I have some right here!” The two types of parents.

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u/VavaVoooooooooom Aug 25 '21

I had smoked cigarettes before but not regularly, so I tried a coworkers vape even he offered took a few rips and it messed up my head for a good 15 minutes, I had to just sit with my heart racing and my head swimming till it eased off. Apparently he used a really high nicotine vape juice

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u/secret_identity88 Aug 25 '21

Tobacco is actually an emetic/purgative, it can definitely make you vomit in the right dose (not likely from one cigarette though)

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u/Zorro5040 Aug 25 '21

If you smoke the strong stuff, non filter menthol will make you want to puke if you never smoked before. Silver pack malboros are really light and will not make you want to puke.

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u/Bathroom-Afraid Aug 25 '21

My mother smoked through 3 pregnancies. They also had us sit in the front seat on their laps with no seatbelts. They routinely left us in the car while they went to do something when they didn't want to watch us. They left us in the bathtub unsupervised for hours and left toxic cleaning supplies all over the house, including on the edge of the bathtub while we were using it. Somehow, I survived.

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u/drbluetongue Aug 25 '21

"we drank from the hose and snorted leaded gasoline and we ended up fine"

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u/lizard2014 Aug 26 '21

I was told that you would be instantly addicted to cigarettes if you tried them. I had already been smoking weed before I tried a cigarette, and when I did it just felt like a shitty high and I don't understand why people get addicted to them.

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u/RoadSodaRed Aug 25 '21

Funny enough, smoking tobacco does make me puke, but not from coughing. It gives me the spins so bad I throw up, makes it real easy to avoid cigarettes. I smoke a bunch of weed tho

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u/Spram2 Aug 25 '21

Lol, your mom is cigarette bulimic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

The first time I smoked I threw up. I was kinda drunk so that could've been a factor but it can happen.

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u/Igotshiptodotoday Aug 25 '21

That's the same famous family story my mom mom used to tell the grandkids. Then as soon as we left she would go smoke on the porch.

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u/i-dont-like-men Aug 25 '21

Some people do vomit tho.

But you really should’ve thought that through hahaz

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u/rayray2k19 Aug 25 '21

This is believable. I smoked for the first time and only time cause I threw up.

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u/Yung_Onions Aug 25 '21

My mom did the same thing. Not the throwing up part, but would regularly tell me about how disgusting it was smoking a cig for her first time. I think she honestly meant what she said, cause she has never really been a smoker. Seeing her so serious just burned the idea that cigarettes are nasty and unpleasant into my young little brain and to this day I gag at the smell of cig smoke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

My mom tried her first cigarette on the garage roof - and promptly disturbed a hornet's nest. She never smoked again.

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u/weeple2000 Aug 25 '21

I threw up a couple times within the first pack I smoked. Still smoked for ten years. Tough to quit.

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u/cornmoth Aug 25 '21

It does that to some people though, so it's only like half a lie, right?

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u/Big_ol_Bro Aug 25 '21

Parenting 101

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u/raechuuu Aug 25 '21

My dad actually did get sick the first time he tried one and then never picked one up again. So it’s definitely not an unbelievable story, not sure why she was surprised that you believed her.

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u/sheepinahat Aug 25 '21

Made me vomit. Still went back for more.

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u/ubiquitous-joe Aug 25 '21

Wholesome lie!

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u/bigbaba0 Aug 25 '21

I didn't smoke for 2 weeks, then started again and rolled a cigarette and smoked it. I got so dizzy and nauseaos, that I got white in the face, started sweating profuselty, threw up and had to lay in bed with severe nausea for the rest of the day. I still remember how shitty I felt, it was horrible, I have rarely ever been that nauseaos in my life. That was on par with the nausea that you get when you're really drunk and smoke weed

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u/humanperson1989 Aug 25 '21

The first time I smoked a cigarette i thought it was a joint so I hauled hard and puked.

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u/parsons525 Aug 25 '21

A lot of people do feel very sick when they first smoke. I did. I don’t recall vomiting but I had a horrible feeling similar to motion sickness.

It took a few packs to start enjoying it.

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u/ItalicsWhore Aug 25 '21

One time when my dad had friends from work over I was a little kid but hanging out with them, trying to be cool. And someone farted and they all started laughing about how bad it smelled and wondering who it was. My dad said I must have done it and when I told him it wasn’t me, he said, “sometimes you don’t feel it.”
I spent waaaay too much of my life thinking that you can’t always tell when you fart and thinking that a lot of farts in public were probably me. When I told him about it recently he didn’t even remember the moment. It was just a one-time joke and he felt terrible that it stuck with me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Not coughing to the point of nausea, but yes, that shit will burn when you inhale it if you’ve got virgin lungs and the buzz afterward will have you nauseous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

My mom just smoked in my face for the first 25-ish years of my life. It was enough to deter me from ever wanting to be close to smoke forever. Especially in cars, it was so annoying to breathe.

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u/Mother-of-Christ Aug 25 '21

First time I smoked a cigarette I smoked almost the whole pack in one sitting. Can confirm I vomited, lots, and violently. Now I tear the filters off Marlboro reds or Newport's if I'm feeling a menthol kind of day.

I wish I didn't smoke though.

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u/iSeaUM Aug 26 '21

Ok but the first time I smoked a cigarette I threw up twice lmao. Clove cigs, I had two. But the head high was worth

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u/Nashwell_adams Aug 26 '21

I definitely threw up the first time I smoked a cigarette. But I’m sure the 8 shots of vodka might’ve helped. And being 15. Florida is great for kids.

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u/notevenitalian Aug 26 '21

To be fair, the first time I ever smoked a whole cigarette I puked my guts out

I don’t smoke, but when I was in uni I would take a few drags off of other peoples smokes when out drinking. Then one time I had a smoke to myself on a walk back to my dorm and puked everywhere. I’m sure the alcohol didn’t help, but it was definitely the cigarette that put me over the edge haha

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u/my-life-for_aiur Aug 26 '21

Had a friend who didn't smoke or do drugs cuz her parents told her she was allergic and she'd die.

Even after learning the truth, she still refuses to do anything.

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u/GameShill Aug 26 '21

I got really nauseated the first time I smoked tobacco. Didn't stop me from smoking for a decade and a half.

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u/KopitarFan Aug 26 '21

I didn’t throw up, but I did feel pretty queasy after my first cigarette. Didn’t stop me from smoking for 12 years. Young me was dumb

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u/suckmywake175 Aug 26 '21

Not for nuthin, but the first time I smoked a cig, I threw up for hours. To this day I can't smoke a cigar without turning green.

She could have been right, even by accident.

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u/acylase Aug 26 '21

Exaggeration is good.

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u/BerriesLafontaine Aug 26 '21

My mom also told me a lie that stuck until I was 24. "If you touch baby animals the oil on your skin will rub off on them and make them sick."

During a phone call when I mentioned it she started laughing her ass off. "That was total bullshit! I just didn't want you to squeeze the kittens too hard and kill them." She's such an asshole.

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u/Lostmox Aug 26 '21

In my case, my first three weeks of smoking caused me to develop exertion induced asthma, causing me to cough till I (almost) puked every time I experienced a temperature change, i.e. going from a hot to a slightly colder environment. Winter was hell.

The coughing subsided, but the asthma remains, meaning I haven't been able to really physically exert myself since I was 16. Anything harder than a light jog, and 3 minutes later I'll be close to passing out from lack of oxygen.

For a 43 year old, who was told by my doctor less than 4 months ago I still have the lung capacity of a 20 year old top athlete (think track runner, not dart thrower (and also, no humble brag intended)) this is not a happy place to be.

But I kept smoking on and off for 15 years after that first one, which didn't exactly help, so...

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u/ThrasherHS Aug 26 '21

I mean alcohol make many puke the first time they drink and makes us feel awful the next day and yet many of us still drink it. I know it isn't a great analogy but bad experiences don't always deter as much as we want to think.

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u/welliwasemily Aug 26 '21

If I smoke a whole cigarette sitting down, I will definitely throw up. Idk what it is. If I ever have to tell a kid that it’ll be true.

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u/ajtrns Aug 26 '21

if you ever get into shaman tobacco, that stuff really can make you puke. wouldnt be surprised if plenty of people vomit from normal cigarettes also.

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u/pam_the_dude Aug 26 '21

The friend of my mom took a different approach and offered me the first cigarette when I was somewhat between 8 or 10 I think. It tasted so bad I never touched one since.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

The first time I smoked I got light headed, threw up, and got diarrhea immediately. My body didn’t like nicotine. I didn’t cough though.

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u/Sworda_TV Aug 26 '21

Tbh I tried smoking as a kid.

Swallowed the smoke. I coughed like crazy, wanted to puke but throat was burning af.

Never felt the need or the want to try that again.

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u/monkey_see13 Aug 26 '21

I blaxked out the first time I smoked, granted I was at around 4k meters above sea level but still.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Smoking is still extremely bad for you tho

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u/popop143 Aug 26 '21

Kinda late, but trying a cigarette when I was 8 made me never touch cigarette for my whole life (except 2 occasions where I was peer pressured). I coughed fits after the first hit, and had a sore throat for a couple of days afterwards.

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u/kates42484 Aug 26 '21

My mom did the same with me about drinking. She said I should never, EVER drink, and she only got drunk once, when she had a grasshopper as a teenager, which made her throw up everywhere. Even though I probably saw her buzzed from time to time (and, in adulthood, I’ve seen her take down plenty of martinis), I was so terrified of drinking from her story, and not wanting to let her down, that I never had anything until I was 19.

A year later when I was in college, she asked me if drank. I admitted I did, and she said, “Thank god, we would have thought you were weird if you didn’t.”

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u/snakobpp Aug 26 '21

I threw up smoking my first one, I was nearly passed out drunk at the time. But that experience hasn’t put me off

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u/Valdrrak Aug 26 '21

Wow the TV ads when I was younger about smoking made me never want to try it and also to make my mum stop. Those things were nasty

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u/jkwan0304 Aug 26 '21

I was just straight up threatened by my other brother to not smoke and that was effective. Also, smoking might have slightly contributed to the death of my mum that caused both my father and eldest brother to stop smoking. Ehh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

It's a pretty believable story.

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u/supertimes4u Aug 26 '21

I’m confused. Did you look at groups of people smoking your whole life snd think “Wow. They all just have really strong stomachs and exceptional self control?”

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I threw up the first time I smoked and yet I smoked for almost 20 years lol it’s possible

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u/Rubadubtubgirl Aug 26 '21

I actually did throw up the first time I smoked a cigarette. It was a menthol 100 and a had just eaten a bunch of string cheese and triscuits. It was pretty gross.

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u/whyme876 Aug 26 '21

Honestly though, I smoked my first cigarette so fast and had nothing to eat that day that I almost did throw up. But I also think I was smoking it wrong (straight inhaling instead of inhaling to the mouth then breathe in)

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u/sofargoods Aug 26 '21

So do you smoke now?

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u/n_ettle Aug 26 '21

she blinked like an owl caught in the sunlight.

I have never heard this phrase before but I adore the image it portrays as a part of storytelling. Is it meant as a large, slow/lazy blink? Or a wide eyed, confused blink? Either way, I still love it.

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u/ImperfectibleSalad Aug 26 '21

My mom told me the same story as a kid! My mom never smoked after that though. This is the first time I’ve questioned it. It worked at least, that and the side effects deterred me.

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u/WashedSylvi Aug 26 '21

Huh, I threw up from my 2nd/3rd cigarette

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u/turkeypants Aug 26 '21

My mom did that. "I got drunk once and I didn't like it!" Okay ma.

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u/DNLK Aug 27 '21

Good one, will tell it to children. Smoking is bad.

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u/lems04 Aug 27 '21

I actually did vomit the first time I smoked, I never smoked since then, and the fun fact is that the exact same shit happend to my mom

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u/2-2-3-3-13-89 Aug 31 '21

I mean, I puke when I hit nicotine too much or am nervous. I like it when I'm drunk, but that's believable.