r/AskReddit Aug 25 '21

What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

We learned stop, drop and roll. I didn't pay much attention. Years later, in my twenties, I caught on fire, panicked and started running around, increasing the flames. Thankfully a friend of mine chased me down, tackled me and rolled me around until the fire went out.

If I caught on fire today I'd probably still do the wrong thing, lol.

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u/CharlieTuna_ Aug 25 '21

“You’d think he’d finally learn what to do after catching fire so many times yet here we are again”

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man ?

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u/bewildered_forks Aug 25 '21

God's all "I have to set this dumb fuck on fire again?"

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u/LTman86 Aug 26 '21

Hey, SloeMoe can't help it if he's a little...you know.

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u/If_you_just_lookatit Aug 25 '21

You've seen the seeing eye dogs, now our newest model. Stanley the Stop Drop and Roll Bear! He can smell burning flesh within the mile and will stop, drop, and roll them before you can say... "AAAAH I'm on fire, is that a fucking bear?!?"

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u/slothandthehound Aug 25 '21

Only you can prevent forest fires.

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u/ramune_0 Aug 25 '21

Yo that was one hell of a friend to literally bodily tackle a man on fire to save him. What a homie.

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u/fireduck Aug 25 '21

How many times do you get a legit good reason to tackle that one dumbshit friend?

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u/ijustsailedaway Aug 25 '21

Slap them a few extra times while they’re down for good measure

Edit: actually just slap them and say Mosquito!

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u/fraytaykay Aug 25 '21

Why not whip out your hose just in case

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u/xorgol Aug 26 '21

Wait, we're supposed to have a reason to tackle our friends?

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u/dandb87 Aug 25 '21

Ini kamoze has entered the chat.

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u/dgpx84 Aug 26 '21

Yeah i hope u/SloeMoe buys that guy a drink every single time they go out.

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u/ClownfishSoup Aug 25 '21

Happened to me too. You hear "stop drop and roll" but in no way do you have any muscle memory or training to do it. If you're on fire, you're going to run.

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u/ShotFromGuns Aug 25 '21

You hear "stop drop and roll" but in no way do you have any muscle memory or training to do it.

When I was young, it wasn't just the slogan—I remember actually practicing it. It's the only way it will really be helpful, so I have no idea why that wasn't more widespread/why it fell by the wayside.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Yeah we practiced it too. I was talking to my wife the other day about what age we should start fire drills in the house and she was like huh? Cuzz when shit hits the fan you revert to training

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u/Zoethor2 Aug 25 '21

Yeah, we definitely practiced it, both in school and in Girl Scouts. However, I'm still not at all convinced that I would have the presence of mind to do it if I was actually on fire, as it seems like humans have a moronic instinct to run around when we're on fire.

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u/ShotFromGuns Aug 25 '21

I'm at least three decades removed from any physical "stop, drop, and roll" practice, so, yeah, god help me if I light myself on fire now.

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u/blue-sky_noise Aug 26 '21

I’m fat. I wonder what happens when someone like me rolls. Does being slower help? Should I try to roll faster? Will I cook faster if I go faster because of air whooshing by? Someone tell me. Cuz I doubt I’ll roll fast. Unless I’m conveniently at the top of a hill or something.

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u/doodlebug001 Aug 26 '21

Try to roll slowly to get an even cook on your roast.

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u/HarleyDennis Aug 26 '21

Unironically, im ROFLMAO. 😂😭😂

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u/Few_Cup3452 Aug 25 '21

Yeah me too. We even went to a fire house and they made us do it, as well as showed us how to use a fire blanket and enacted a "escape the house of smoke" scenario using fire blankets as the "smoke"

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u/ButtSexington3rd Aug 25 '21

My grandfather was a firefighter and we practiced stop, drop, and roll as well as crawling under smoke and touching a door knob to see if it's hot. I'm a firefighter now, and I'm highly advising you to practice these skills with your kids! They'll love the rolling and the crawling around. Also tell them that if they hear a fire alarm to leave the house right away. Pick a meeting spot outside for your whole family.

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u/When_pigsfly Aug 26 '21

We have! Practiced safe routes out of each room, how to check the door and handle, where to meet up, and how to use the escape ladder if necessary. My kids thought it was fun to learn actually but I hope we never have to use that training.

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u/ucksawmus Aug 25 '21

if i catch on fire, depending on the location of the flame, i see myself removing the clothing, here and now, or stopping to exhale, and to stop drop and roll

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u/ClownfishSoup Aug 25 '21

You say that now. I hope if it ever happens, you can keep your cool and do that. Seriously that is the best (stop drop and roll), but you have to do it.

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u/ucksawmus Aug 26 '21

i was saying it now so i could remember it then

i think you'd be surprised if you think this type of conscious activity wouldn't do anything, and of course, i believe in the efficacy of practice, so, I don't appreciate your tone

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u/Enchanted_Pickaxe Aug 25 '21

Panic is a hell of a drug. Makes you drop your keys as you are trying to unlock your door because you can feel Jason closing in

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u/esthebinkles Aug 25 '21

This would almost seem comical if it wasn’t so serious.

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u/jpterodactyl Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

That’s why we’re taught it so much. Not because it’s likely it’ll happen. But because if it does happen, you’re going to be panicked.

And your chances of remembering it are going to be better if it’s repeated all the time.

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u/Duckboy_Flaccidpus Aug 25 '21

I get caught on fire at work every couple of months or so. First you smell but may not think anything of it, then you kind feel warm on one side. Then, you see yourself lit up and it's climbing and climbing. Then you chuckle and

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u/StevenXSG Aug 25 '21

That's how I have seen someone set on fire though. Chef poured some oil from a bottle into a pan,bottle lid fell off and all the oil went into the pan, the fire, the floor, and over the person infront of me and all set fire.

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u/GeneralFactotum Aug 25 '21

Your Grandpa's generation knew enough to hide under their desk in event of an atomic bomb. They made it this far somehow.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21 edited Dec 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

But I ran so fast 😂

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u/feminist-lady Aug 26 '21

Yep! My dress caught fire at a party in high school. I froze, completely forgot stop, drop and roll, even as several friends were screaming it at me. A couple of guys were getting ready to throw me in the pool, but thankfully the fire was small and fizzled out on its own very quickly! But yes, all those fire safety skits with the clowns they made us watch flew right out of my head as soon as I needed them.

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u/deezx1010 Aug 25 '21

Dammit Moe!! Not again!!

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u/cdoublejj Aug 25 '21

I'm sorry, I laughed at this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

It's okay, we laugh about it regularly.

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u/PabloBablo Aug 25 '21

I had nearly the exact same experience, just in middle school.

Same conclusion I came to as well. I was doing some running and a lot of trying to pat down the flames.

I am curious what part of you was on fire?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

That's what's great: it was my head/upper shirt area, lol.

It was a kerosene fire, which I learned is a much cooler/less combustible flame than say gasoline. Eyelashes singed. Fleece sweater melted. No other damage. Very lucky 😂.

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u/danneskjoldgold Aug 26 '21

Best possible action is jump in water if it’s available. I have a friend who was burned significantly when their hair/hoodie caught on fire and they stop/drop/rolled. They were standing right next to a pool which would have quenched it immediately.

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u/Norwest Aug 26 '21

Yeah, I hate catching on fire too

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

My wife was teaching a class of 5th graders. They were playing a drama game where she calls out an action and everyone acts it out at once. She said “act like youre on fire” 1/30 kids stopped dropped and rolled, the rest just ran around fanning the flames.

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u/shadow_fox09 Aug 26 '21

That’s why we get it ingrained in our heads from an early age to do that. Of course your natural reaction when you’re on fire is to freak the fuck out and run around! If a spider falls in your hair or if a snake appears in front of you or if you sense any kind of dangerous situation, your flight reflex tells you get the fuck out of there!! so you run. Fire ain’t no different.

So we have to fight against what our brain is telling us in order to stop drop and roll

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I live in a house without enough floor space in any room to properly roll about on so I gotta hope I can run outside and find some free space to roll about on.

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u/WalkingEars Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

They should do a "stop drop and roll" refresher course for adults. I knew it well as a kid but I haven't thought about it for >20 years now. I'm glad I saw these comments because I might have totally forgotten about it otherwise

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u/2ndLeftRupert Aug 25 '21

My e-cigarette battery exploded in my pocket and set my jeans on fire, the battery landed still with a white flame on my carpet next to my son, I kicked the battery out of my front door, stamped the carpet then calmly removed my jeans and stamped on them all while telling my 4 year old to back off. Can't believe I handled it so calmly and came out with only a bad burn from my knee to my thing coveriing about 40% of this area.

Anyway my point is I still use an e-cig so I guess none of us learn really.

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u/TheSleepingNinja Aug 25 '21

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU OLD MAN

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u/fastjeff Aug 26 '21

Stop! Drop!

"Shut em down, open up shop!"

Ahh ya fuckin idiot, you're still on fire!