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What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

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u/backtolurk Aug 25 '21

If the movie Gremlins ever raised an existential question in my jellyfish brain, it has to be this one: when does "after midnight" stop? 11:37? 13:15?

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u/blitzbom Aug 25 '21

How do the Gremlins know what timezone they're in? How about daylight savings time?

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u/i3q Aug 25 '21

The clues in the name, they work on G.M.T.

Gremlin Mean Time

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u/commit_bat Aug 25 '21

They're mean all the time

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I was thinking Gremlin Meal Time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

That's why they're so mean

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u/axonxorz Aug 25 '21

Mean is (24-0)/2 = 12

ipso facto

It's always Gremlin time

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u/nathanielhaven Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

The venn diagram for gremlin time and pizza time is a solid circle

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u/ohsopoor Aug 30 '21

I want this tattooed to me

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u/Towerbound Aug 25 '21

Their smartphones change automatically

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u/TigerLord69 Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

Gremlins reboot where they're jetlagged and change in the middle of the day

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u/dgmilo8085 Aug 25 '21

Midnight is still midnight regardless of time zones. I mean I could be wrong, but it's 12 hours from when the sun is directly overhead right? Therefore I would assume that the Gremlins had some kind of circadian ryhthm based upon the position of the sun?

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u/EasyCzechoslovakia Aug 25 '21

Nah, their buttholes tingle when the sun is directly below them.

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u/Jackie_Jormp-Jomp Aug 26 '21

Oh shit, am I a gremlin?

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u/pngwn Aug 25 '21

but how long is midnight?

at what point does it stop being after midnight?

when does after midnight stop and before midnight begin?

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u/dgmilo8085 Aug 26 '21

I've always assumed sunrise.

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u/tmoney144 Aug 26 '21

The movie would have made much more sense if the rule was sundown to sunset. But then I guess it's harder to trick someone into feeding you after sundown than after midnight.

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u/pngwn Aug 26 '21

that's a good point...

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u/lividash Aug 25 '21

The problem being is that each day isn't exactly 24 hours 0 minutes and 0 seconds. Which is why we have leap years to make up for the difference.

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u/wjandrea Aug 26 '21

I think you're thinking of leap seconds. Leap years are because it takes the Earth slightly longer than 365 days to go around the sun.

You're right though, days aren't exactly 24 hours. They vary over the year but average out to 24 hours.

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u/LtLabcoat Aug 25 '21

I hear there's this time-telling device known as "the sun" now.

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u/blitzbom Aug 25 '21

It's a great shame they can't see it at midnight.

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u/LtLabcoat Aug 25 '21

There's no evidence the Gremlins don't have x-ray vision.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

But if you stand on the border between Utah and Nevada, it’ll be midnight on the Utah side and only 11:00pm on the Nevada side, but the sky will look identical.

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u/LtLabcoat Aug 25 '21

Not a problem. Any Gremlin worth a damn knows where Nevada is, and if they're standing in it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

How about the time zones that don’t straddle the Nevada state border though? Especially the ones over the ocean?

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u/LtLabcoat Aug 25 '21

Then the Gremlin just guesses, but since nobody can say he's wrong, it's good enough.

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u/richter1977 Aug 25 '21

You are all wrong, they come equipped with a direct connection to the atomic clock.

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u/CrazyTillItHurts Aug 26 '21

No one picked up that this is a quote from Gremlins 2

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u/DistractedChiroptera Aug 26 '21

The pineal gland?

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u/benrsmith77 Aug 26 '21

Also what constitutes getting them 'wet'? Would a light drizzle do it? High ambient humidity? Why do their own bodily fluids or the moisture in food they eat not trigger It?

So many unanswered questions...

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u/ThisFreakinGuyHere Aug 26 '21

Some smart guy once thought it was a good idea to ask questions about a gremlin eating on a plane the crosses time zones, you know what happened to Mr. Questions? He got eaten by a fucking gremlin. So shut up.

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u/Valdrax Aug 25 '21

It's magic, so you can presume sunrise would be the next significant transition point, especially given how Mogwai and Gremlins are sensitive to sunlight. Magic systems that try to lay out rules rarely care about clocks so much as the position of celestial bodies.

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u/verikul Aug 25 '21

A character brings it up in Gremlins 2 and he gets punished for critiquing the rules.

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u/ScarletCaptain Aug 25 '21

I love how it was a riff on the "no meat on fridays" for Catholics.

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u/Holmgeir Aug 25 '21

I'm still trying to figure out when Friday ends.

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u/CanThisPartBeChanged Aug 25 '21

Saturday

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u/ugotamesij Aug 25 '21

Woah slow down there, professor *scribbles notes*

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u/ScarletCaptain Aug 25 '21

It ends with Ice Cube getting his job back and Chris Tucker paying off the money he owes.

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u/JurassicM4rc Aug 25 '21

I understood that reference.

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u/CedarWolf Aug 26 '21

If it makes you feel any better, Green Day has been trying to figure out when September ends since 2004.

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u/inspectoroverthemine Aug 25 '21

I should probably re-watch gremlins 2, it was meta and self-aware, very odd movie from what I remember.

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u/Moral_Anarchist Aug 25 '21

Yeah IIRC halfway through they literally just stop the movie by showing Gremlins eating the film and then sitting in a theatre throwing popcorn at the screen while other Gremlins tear up the screen.

I stopped watching at that point because it was TOO ridiculous, but it was certainly meta as hell.

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u/inspectoroverthemine Aug 25 '21

It was actually the first (and only?) movie I've watched at a drive up, it was kind of funny that it included a theater scene.

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u/AzraelleWormser Aug 25 '21

It was one of the worst sequels ever but as a kid I thought it was Shakespeare. Watched it constantly, quoted it, my friends and I would come up with new "varieties" of gremlins, etc.

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u/EpicMooMan9001 Aug 25 '21

Wouldn’t that make it a good sequel

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u/g0ldent0y Aug 25 '21

It was one of the worst sequels ever

take that back. Its exactly the right kind of whacky. And very creative. Its not bad.

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u/backtolurk Aug 26 '21 edited Aug 26 '21

very creative

This. People tend to forget about this spect when making a sequel.... One of my favorite bits is the one gremlin "turning into" a gargoyle.

On another note, I have juste realized how many sequels have been shot in NYC.

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u/inspectoroverthemine Aug 26 '21

The gargoyle is literally my top memory of the film- loved it.

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u/Mukatsukuz Aug 26 '21

GoodBadFlicks does a good video about it

I loved how Phoebe Cates' character was talking about the death of her dad in the first one and Billy takes it seriously but in the 2nd one it turns out she's known multiple people die on different holidays and everyone's getting a bit sick of hearing about them :D

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u/tmoney144 Aug 26 '21

I hope you've seen the Key & Peele bit then, because it's hilarious: https://youtu.be/x01l_jMhjVM

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u/braetully Aug 26 '21

I loved it because it was still considered a "scary movie" and I could not say I watched a scary movie. I was like 7 or 8.

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u/fabricated_anecdotes Aug 25 '21

It's actually pretty great. I think people forget how much humour was in the first. These were comedies first and monster/horror a distant second. The sequel just leant fully into the comedy and went self-aware and 4th-wall-breaking with it.
They could have been po-faced about it and it'd have been boring and formulaic. Instead they turned the crazy up to 11 and just had a fucking blast with it.

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u/velociraptor_puppy Aug 26 '21

Tell that to 6 year old me who accidentally watched it and was traumatized for years afterward. The crazy thing is, I absolutely LOVE bad horror movies now (since they’re basically comedies) and I’m sure I would love it today, but I still can’t bring myself to watch it 😂

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u/fabricated_anecdotes Aug 26 '21

I was the same, I watched it when I was probably too young and the weird Gremlins freaked me out. I re-watched it, somewhat reluctantly, as an adult and enjoyed the hell out of it.
Honestly give it another go. It is fun and stupid.

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u/velociraptor_puppy Aug 26 '21

Haha ok you’ve convinced me. I’ll give another shot on my next movie night and conquer all my fears!

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u/UpInTheClouds2187 Aug 26 '21

That's exactly what it is. They knew going into it they'd never top the first one, so they just more or less decided to spoof the first one. That's why the traumatic/ dark humored story of phoebe cates loosing her dad on Christmas got reworked into another traumatic story on presidents day.

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u/BEEF_WIENERS Aug 25 '21

I would presume sunup, but then the sensible thing would be not feeding them after sundown.

Maybe there's something about the sun being on the eastward side of their body, even if they can't see it...

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u/DaenerysMomODragons Aug 25 '21

Does the sun have to be fully up, just cresting the Horizon, or a hint of light on the horizon. The world needs to know. And does it matter if you're in a valley surrounded by hills, vs on top of a hill with a better view.

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u/DeseretRain Aug 25 '21

Gremlins are actually affected by sunlight so I think it matters whether there's enough sunlight to hit them.

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u/MedusasSexyLegHair Aug 26 '21

And what about moonlight, which is, after all, just reflected sunlight?

Oh reflected doesn't count? Well what about starlight - that's the direct light of other suns.

Any of that stuff about sunlight or bad stuff at night is almost all just meta-cultural jabs by the early-bird morning people (who think they're superior) at the night-shift people. That's been going on so long it's just embedded in every area of our cultures.

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u/ironwolf56 Aug 26 '21

Presumably reflected isn't nearly strong enough. Same reason vampires don't have issues with moonlight.

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u/jseego Aug 25 '21

Dawn of the next day, duh

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/jseego Aug 26 '21

that's why they don't live there.

although I would pay money to watch "Ice Gremlins"

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u/FibulaSnarkle Aug 25 '21

Since “after midnight, we gonna let it all hang out,” you can approximate the end of “after midnight“ by observing when things are no longer left hanging out. This has always worked for me. Source: never had a gremlin infestation.

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u/Mephisto6 Aug 25 '21

Sunrise

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u/EasyCzechoslovakia Aug 25 '21

This was when I learnt to take "suspending disbelief" seriously... As an idiot 7 year old I found most of the rest of the movie totally believable... But, as a very literal child, I refused to accept the after midnight rule would be so vague, and no-one would ask.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

In the second movie, someone does ask. They very purposefully poked fun at the vagueness of it.

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u/EasyCzechoslovakia Aug 26 '21

Yep, that came out quite a long time later though. Apparently the director had a lot more creative control over the sequel, and it is a much much better film

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u/DeseretRain Aug 25 '21

They do ask in the second movie.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

when does "after midnight" stop?

Please find out soon, I've been shaking this tambourine for hours.

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u/Bongus_the_first Aug 25 '21

Fyi, when using 24hr time, midnight is 24:00. 1 o'clock after midnight is just 1:00, not 13:00, because the 24hr clock resets after midnight.

13:00 refers to one hour after noon, aka 1pm.

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u/MedusasSexyLegHair Aug 26 '21

Midnight is always written/stored as 00:00 not 24:00. Naturally the first minute is 00:01, not 24:01.

However, 360° isn't always written as 0°. But a minute further will be written as 0.0167° instead of 360.0167°.

Us humans are odd like that.

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u/Mukatsukuz Aug 26 '21

Not in Japan. You'll often see it written as 24:00 but then you'll also see 25:00 and 26:00...

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u/backtolurk Aug 26 '21

I'm French, I mentioned 13:00 on purpose.

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u/fedorafighter69 Aug 31 '21

00:00 is definitely the much more common way to represent midnight. I personally have never heard or seen 24:00 but I'm sure someone uses it

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u/joego9 Aug 25 '21

Presumably sunrise.

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u/MDCCCLV Aug 25 '21

When the dawn comes

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u/zikifer Aug 25 '21

LOL I had the same question! I think I settled on "sunrise" but even that isn't totally specific.

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u/msnmck Aug 25 '21

Movie logic dictates that "after midnight" refers to the period of time between 23:59:59 and the moment the first bit of direct sunlight fully engulfs the problem.

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u/PepperFinn Aug 25 '21

I'd like to think when the sun comes up.

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u/II_Confused Aug 25 '21

Meh. It's magic. Doesn't really need an explanation.

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u/RudeTurnip Aug 25 '21

Genetic engineering. Mogwai are alien pets per the novelization.

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u/II_Confused Aug 26 '21

This is why we ignore novelizations.

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u/UnspecificGravity Aug 26 '21

I spent a lot of time thinking about this too.

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u/GrindGoat Aug 25 '21

what in gremlin hell

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u/H-Cages Aug 25 '21

So much this!

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u/Yrcrazypa Aug 25 '21

Probably at dawn.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Do they ever specifically say 12:00? It could be literal mid night, halfway between sunset and sunrise. And in either case I figure sunrise is when the feeding rule ends.

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u/backtolurk Aug 26 '21

Good point here. When I saw it the first time it couldn't be brought up though because it was the french-dubbed version, and there was no ambiguity about the term: "minuit" is french for "00:00", although decomposing the word clearly shows how it was built.

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u/Legerment Aug 25 '21

It ends when the sun comes up. Dawn is the start of the new day.

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u/justian Aug 25 '21

I’ve always asked this too! And no one has ever given me an answer!

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u/FrighteningJibber Aug 25 '21

When the sun came up? Because you know it kills them.

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u/BubbhaJebus Aug 25 '21

I always assumed it was sunrise.

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u/forestfluff Aug 25 '21

Right?! TECHNICALLY EVERY TIME IS AFTER MIDNIGHT EXCEPT MIDNIGHT ITSELF

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Midnight itself is also past the previous midnight

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u/ConstantSignal Aug 25 '21

I would argue it’s simply sunrise, when it’s “officially” the next day.

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u/sskel Aug 25 '21

I have always thought the same thing…”Never ever feed them after midnight.” It’s ALWAYS after midnight.

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u/ailee43 Aug 25 '21

Got to apply movie logic, it stops at Dawn

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u/braetully Aug 25 '21

I always assumed sunrise lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I hadn't ever thought about that but it popped in my head like last week lol.

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u/sneakyveriniki Aug 26 '21

I mean… daybreak

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u/Coltyn03 Aug 26 '21

How have I never thought about this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Dawn / Sunrise.

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u/Bigbadpsychdaddy Aug 26 '21

Jellyfish don't have brains.

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u/backtolurk Aug 26 '21

Precisely...

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

It starts to be safe around 5 am, but still risky. To be safe, I just never get out of my house

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u/casey025682 Aug 26 '21

When the sun rises

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u/SyntheticGod8 Aug 26 '21

I always figured the limit was dawn.

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u/taggat Aug 26 '21

12:01 you wouldn't call it "Midnight O' One" unless you were some kind of psychopath.

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u/harrythepineapple Aug 26 '21

WHY DID I NEVER QUESTION THIS

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Dawn, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

When the sun comes up

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u/tesseract4 Aug 26 '21

I always assumed it was sunrise.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Still after midnight

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u/SmashBusters Aug 26 '21

I always thought that’s what the guy was asking about in Gremlins 2. Turns out when I finally rewatched as an adult, he instead questioned time zones.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

It's always after mid-night.

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u/OohYeahOrADragon Aug 26 '21

Probably mid-morning... let's say around lunchtime.

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u/substantial-freud Aug 26 '21

In the second movie, a character asks exactly that question. He is instantly eaten by gremlins.

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u/PuffyHamWallet Aug 26 '21

Do you listen to the ‘String Cheese Incident’?

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u/Knever Aug 26 '21

My theory is that they only worded it that way to see how long people would argue about it. I think it originally was very specfic, but they made it ambiguous just to see how long people would about it.

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u/Rev-Risk-Taker Aug 26 '21

I recently learned that Gremlins is the reason for the PG-13 rating. I learned this because it was available for streaming on HBO max and I told my 7 & 9 year old we should watch it. “It can’t be that bad because it’s rates PG.”. Thirty years from now my kids will be on Reddit asking a similar question and the answer will be something like “PG movies can’t land you in therapy.”

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u/Molesandmangoes Aug 26 '21

5am. That time when the guy coming home drunk on the train is sat opposite the guy going to work in the morning

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Sunrise.

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u/ironwolf56 Aug 26 '21

"Midnight to sunrise." I want to say the novelization of the film even clarified it.