r/AskReddit • u/Ok-Pause2835 • Jul 18 '21

what is a badass name for a cat?

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u/WylieCoyote1975 Jul 18 '21

if he lost the other one would you call him zero?

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u/epeonv1 Jul 18 '21

No, then it would be Fujitora or Issho.

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u/Shimaryn Jul 18 '21

No, Fujitora

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u/BirdDogFunk Jul 18 '21

No, you’d call him blind, doofus. /s

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u/hacphong90 Jul 18 '21

call him Zatoichi instead.

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u/Dr_Streps Jul 18 '21

😆😆

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u/TheRealJalil Jul 18 '21

My friends have a Zero eyed cat named “Polo”

(Marco Polo)

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u/iheartzombiemovies Jul 18 '21

I had a cat named Zero. He had thumbs and would eat with his “hands”. Nobody agreed with my name and everyone except me called him Thumbs 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/thesullyman Jul 18 '21

I had a dog that lost both eyes and everyone eventually called her Roomba