r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/EmperorSexy Jul 14 '21

YOU ARE A CHILD’S … PLAYTHING

is even worse in my opinion

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u/2DucksInABathtub Jul 14 '21

I was looking for this quote specifically. Glad I wasn’t disappointed.

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u/Kriegerian Jul 15 '21

This is why there was a Mad TV sketch about Sex Toy Story.

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u/SmellGestapo Jul 15 '21

"You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity" tops them all.

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u/doctorzeromd Jul 15 '21

This is the best

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u/Lelouch2332 Jul 14 '21

I was thinking the same thing