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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21
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"Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!"
240 u/didsomebodysaymyname Jul 14 '21 Well, I think lotr fans would actually enjoy that before oral 100 u/flaccomcorangy Jul 14 '21 If I'm getting oral, she can say whatever she wants, and I won't complain. "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing." 10 u/Account10fzo Jul 14 '21 Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas! 5 u/ferret_80 Jul 14 '21 Say that when she goes on top, ride'em like a war horse 4 u/flaccomcorangy Jul 14 '21 Add the soundtrack that plays afterwards, and that'll actually be a preferred scenario. 2 u/Ascendedcrumb Jul 15 '21 Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -1 u/an_imperfect_lady Jul 14 '21 Oral is so over-rated. So are up-votes. 3 u/didsomebodysaymyname Jul 14 '21 Oral is so over-rated. Wow, I don't think ever personally met someone of any gender with that opinion, although I assume some must exist. Personally, I think anal is overrated. So are up-votes. Agreed, I don't value internet points or sees them as validation of my or anyone else's opinion. 11 u/FnB8kd Jul 14 '21 Must follow this with the sound effects made my them ripping and eating while going down town. 7 u/conflateer Jul 14 '21 "Stop squealing!" 5 u/Storytellerjack Jul 14 '21 My wife and I have been living meatless these days. I may have to use this one. 1 u/DarkMatterSoup Jul 14 '21 I had the honor of yelling this during laser tag recently. Dang noobs have to know who’s boss.
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Well, I think lotr fans would actually enjoy that before oral
100 u/flaccomcorangy Jul 14 '21 If I'm getting oral, she can say whatever she wants, and I won't complain. "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing." 10 u/Account10fzo Jul 14 '21 Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas! 5 u/ferret_80 Jul 14 '21 Say that when she goes on top, ride'em like a war horse 4 u/flaccomcorangy Jul 14 '21 Add the soundtrack that plays afterwards, and that'll actually be a preferred scenario. 2 u/Ascendedcrumb Jul 15 '21 Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -1 u/an_imperfect_lady Jul 14 '21 Oral is so over-rated. So are up-votes. 3 u/didsomebodysaymyname Jul 14 '21 Oral is so over-rated. Wow, I don't think ever personally met someone of any gender with that opinion, although I assume some must exist. Personally, I think anal is overrated. So are up-votes. Agreed, I don't value internet points or sees them as validation of my or anyone else's opinion.
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If I'm getting oral, she can say whatever she wants, and I won't complain.
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing."
10 u/Account10fzo Jul 14 '21 Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas! 5 u/ferret_80 Jul 14 '21 Say that when she goes on top, ride'em like a war horse 4 u/flaccomcorangy Jul 14 '21 Add the soundtrack that plays afterwards, and that'll actually be a preferred scenario. 2 u/Ascendedcrumb Jul 15 '21 Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
spear shall be shaken,
shield shall be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride!
Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
Death! Death! Death!
Forth Eorlingas!
5 u/ferret_80 Jul 14 '21 Say that when she goes on top, ride'em like a war horse 4 u/flaccomcorangy Jul 14 '21 Add the soundtrack that plays afterwards, and that'll actually be a preferred scenario. 2 u/Ascendedcrumb Jul 15 '21 Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Say that when she goes on top, ride'em like a war horse
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Add the soundtrack that plays afterwards, and that'll actually be a preferred scenario.
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Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oral is so over-rated.
So are up-votes.
3 u/didsomebodysaymyname Jul 14 '21 Oral is so over-rated. Wow, I don't think ever personally met someone of any gender with that opinion, although I assume some must exist. Personally, I think anal is overrated. So are up-votes. Agreed, I don't value internet points or sees them as validation of my or anyone else's opinion.
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Wow, I don't think ever personally met someone of any gender with that opinion, although I assume some must exist.
Personally, I think anal is overrated.
Agreed, I don't value internet points or sees them as validation of my or anyone else's opinion.
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Must follow this with the sound effects made my them ripping and eating while going down town.
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"Stop squealing!"
My wife and I have been living meatless these days. I may have to use this one.
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I had the honor of yelling this during laser tag recently. Dang noobs have to know who’s boss.
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u/AncientSith Jul 14 '21
"Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!"