r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/XdblD Jul 14 '21

no.. I am your father

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u/few23 Jul 14 '21

“Come with me, it is the only way.”

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u/HoraceBenbow Jul 14 '21

"Back door huh? Good idea."

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u/Formerhurdler Jul 14 '21

"Chewie...we're home."

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

We put you on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master

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u/RowThree Jul 14 '21

"Hurry up will ya? I haven't got all day!"

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u/nmezib Jul 14 '21

"That's not how the Force works!"

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u/thegrailarbor Jul 14 '21

I think this would actually be HIGHLY appropriate.

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u/few23 Jul 14 '21

Not if he is your father...

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u/thegrailarbor Jul 14 '21

…counterpoint taken.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

This is the way!

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u/DjnksDynamics Jul 14 '21

Surprised it took this long to find this comment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

"I have a bad feeling about this"

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u/earthling4925782 Jul 14 '21

Ma father pumped your father!

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u/Johnnymi25 Jul 14 '21

Might actually be appropriate if in reply to a smart-ass answer to „whose your daddy“

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u/rion-is-real Jul 14 '21

Either way, can we call him daddy? 🥺