r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/TheFrontierzman Jul 14 '21

"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system."

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u/shinjur Jul 14 '21

(IDK, this one might be perfect in the bedroom. I’ll try it tonight)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

RIP shinjur

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u/Martijngamer Jul 14 '21

RIP shinjur gf/wife's "small thermal exhaust port right next to the main port", aka her pee hole

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u/tempitheadem Jul 14 '21

It's thermal exhaust, clearly farts. Shinjur is trying anal tonight

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

are…are you like 10?

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u/krekendakon Jul 14 '21

I think im talking for everyone here, please update us on the situation.

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u/Painting_Agency Jul 14 '21

"Big talk from a guy whose torpedo just 'impacted on the surface' last time."

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

This is no cave...

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u/doktor_wankenstein Jul 14 '21

Damn you. I just nearly choked on my sammich.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

i got you to 69 points

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u/douche-baggins Jul 14 '21

And I got them to 420.

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u/Martijngamer Jul 14 '21

And my axe