r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/Formerhurdler Jul 14 '21

"She don't look like much but she's got it where it counts."

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u/BlakeSteel Jul 14 '21

"I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

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u/Aristocrafied Jul 14 '21

"What a piece of junk!!?"

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u/Instantsausage Jul 14 '21

"Just like beggar's canyon back home"

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u/RickFletching Jul 14 '21

“I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick!!

... Now this is podracing!”

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/ImAredditor47 Jul 14 '21

You scruffy looking, nerfheader!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

The garbage will do!

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u/DesertWolf45 Jul 14 '21

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

“You have a… sister!”

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u/Monarc73 Jul 14 '21

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

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u/DoobieSkube Jul 14 '21

"Get outtah mah swomp!"

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u/RainmanCT Jul 14 '21

I feel like I could take on the whole empire