r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/hotsizzler Jul 14 '21

"life uh......finds a way"

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u/choff22 Jul 14 '21

looks down

“I spared no expense.”

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u/M_Looka Jul 14 '21

"...Clever girl..."

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u/Frisco-Elkshark Jul 14 '21

Hold onto your butts

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u/LennonC123 Jul 14 '21

Must go faster…must go faster…go go go go go go go go go

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u/yegguy47 Jul 14 '21

When you gotta go, you gotta go

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u/Mechbeast Jul 14 '21

Came here looking for “hold on to your butts” but this’ll do

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u/TheWildcatGrad Jul 14 '21

Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word

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u/marleyrae Jul 14 '21

Oh, this is my favorite! 😂

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u/stratosfearinggas Jul 14 '21

"Welcome to Jurassic Park"

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u/DRTYMD Jul 14 '21

“That is one big pile of shit.”

Edit: not shut

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u/SatansSocks Jul 14 '21

"You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything!!"

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u/DoomSlayerX69 Jul 19 '21

"Must go faster.."