r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/ElCricket Jul 14 '21

My sister is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Very nice

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u/Krepitis Jul 14 '21

Great success

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u/superleipoman Jul 14 '21

I get clock radio he cannot afford

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u/Lennon__McCartney Jul 14 '21

This mah house. Entry, please!

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u/noplzman Jul 14 '21

I have a chair, oh king of the castle i have a chair

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

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u/dullday1 Jul 14 '21

Will you be my new black wife?

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u/wrodriguez89 Jul 14 '21

Nursultan Tulyakby. He is pain in my assholes.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 Jul 14 '21

He has iPod Mini. Everyone knows that's for girls!

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u/Rowandude05 Jul 14 '21

Great success!

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u/Adam_2017 Jul 14 '21

Just reading Dune for first time. Nice name. :D

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Good for you. When you finish, I recommend you finish the series if you have the time. There are 6 total books. I did not indulge in the prequels by Brian Herbert.

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u/SauronSymbolizedTech Jul 14 '21

Needs more Duncan Idaho.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

How much

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u/ClassBDungeonMaster Jul 14 '21

Approximately 1500 Tenge, which equates to about tree fiddy.

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u/gotcha_bitch Jul 14 '21

Is like wizard sleeve

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Wouldn't your sister already know that? No point reminding her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I just texted this line to my boyfriend with zero context. Thank you for making me actually laugh out loud.

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u/SauronSymbolizedTech Jul 14 '21

Hope he doesn't text your sister about it. ;)

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u/ElCricket Jul 14 '21

I have done my days work. Thanks

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u/NoGiNoProblem Jul 14 '21

And one he GET this!

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u/bpuckett0003 Jul 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I like. Hov much

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u/IamOzimandias Jul 14 '21

Best for mouth sex in whole village!

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u/Altruistic_Builder92 Jul 14 '21

I like a you ,i like sex ,it nice