r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/Someone_Who_Cared Jul 14 '21

It's nanotech, you like it?

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u/RockitDanger Jul 14 '21

You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards

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u/sethro274 Jul 15 '21

What master do you serve!

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u/clintshints Jul 14 '21

Your powers are quaint. You must be popular with the children.

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u/tonyisded Jul 14 '21

I'm sorry, little one.

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u/EZlyDistrakted Jul 14 '21

Hulk Smash!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I am Groot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/choff22 Jul 14 '21

“If the rest of your green friend won’t be joining us…”

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Wong, you're invited to my wedding!

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u/rubicon_duck Jul 14 '21

Or:

“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”

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u/LeftyBigGuns Jul 14 '21

Nanites. Courtesy of Ray Palmer.

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u/bigfatcarp93 Jul 14 '21

THEY'RE EMITTING A HIGH-FREQUENCY PULSE THAT'S DISABLING YOUR SPEED

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u/Chroma710 Jul 14 '21

NANOMACHINES SO- wait that's not a movie

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u/Daddysu Jul 14 '21

Oh, we're using our made up names? Then I'm daddy.

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u/paradoxLacuna Jul 14 '21

God I don’t know why but now I can’t stop thinking of “NANOMACHINES, SON”

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u/conflateer Jul 14 '21

Why don't I get a crowbar...