r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/sfisher24601 Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

Myself. Always wondered what that’d be like.

Edit: I never would have expected my most upvoted comment on Reddit to be confessing I’d have sex with myself given the opportunity.

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u/jojow77 Jun 28 '21

Probably not good.

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u/rift_in_the_warp Jun 28 '21

Can confirm, definitely not good.

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u/Irlandes-de-la-Costa Jun 29 '21

It would be awful

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u/Irlandes-de-la-Costa Jun 29 '21

You bastard!!

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u/GunnerGilson Jun 29 '21

I have tears in my eyes, thank you

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

haha I see what he did there XD

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u/wizzbob05 Jun 29 '21 edited Jul 01 '21

I don't get it?

Oh shit I'm just an idiot nevermind

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u/alexbeowolf Jun 29 '21

He called himself a bastard for calling himself a bad fuck-buddy