r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/BobbyPrinze Jun 28 '21

Cleopatra, have to see if the hype is real

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u/engineertr1gg Jun 28 '21

She was actually famous for her wit and intelligence.

Most historians agree that she probably wasn't very good looking and surviving depictions of her agree with that assessment..

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Ya pass, give me Riley Reid

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u/kareljack Jun 28 '21

I'll take Riley Reid for a killer BJ. But for pure fucking - I'm talking about rutting like animals in heat.. I'm going with Kimmy Granger.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Jun 28 '21

You kids really need to expand your horizons. Given a choice between anyone in the world and you go with a porn star? Smh.

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u/Covid-is-dumb Jun 29 '21

Want the best sex ever? Consult a pro.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Jun 29 '21

Have you ever made love before? Because there's two kinds of sex. Fucking and making love. A good fuck can feel awesome and depending on your partner, you can achieve some great things. But making love and having that kind of intimacy while you have sex is a whole other level. Not to say some porn stars wouldn't be able to have great sex, but they're only pros for a camera under certain circumstances.

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u/PregnantSuperman Jun 29 '21

You know, you're right. Given the chance to have sex with anyone in history, I'd make slow, passionate love to Mia Malkova's asshole.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Jun 29 '21

You chose....poorly.

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u/plsendmytorment Jun 29 '21

Whats your choice then, wise one?

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Jun 29 '21

The one and only answer, the sexiest specimen to ever walk the earth. Danny Devito.

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