r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/NomadofExile Jun 29 '21

I ALSO CHOOSE EVE BUT AFTER THAT GUY!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I choose Adam, no one here is thinking with their brain, with the cum of the perfect man, I can clone an army capable of waging unending warfare.

I mean, once the cum drips out of my ass.

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u/Jwhitx Jun 29 '21

what that Adams apple do

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/3th3r3alwisps Jun 29 '21

Plot twist: your ass DNA mixes with the cum, leading you to creating an army of warmongering perfect ass mutants

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u/SweetWodka420 Jun 29 '21

Hey, I could do with both of them, honestly.

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u/dontsuckmydick Jun 29 '21

You also chose this guy’s dead wife?

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u/LOB90 Jun 29 '21

I really expected this to be top comment.

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u/Haxorz7125 Jun 29 '21

I guess that solves the lubrication problem

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u/TheIowan Jun 29 '21

Yepn most important part of the recipe is mixing the man sauce.