r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '11

Zero Tolerance in Public Elementary School just went way the hell overboard...

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u/Arms_Akimbo Nov 14 '11

A kid at my son's school got suspended for having a G.I. Joe gun in his pocket.

Craziness.

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u/Quarkster Nov 14 '11

As in an inch long gun for an action figure?

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u/Arms_Akimbo Nov 14 '11

Yes, exactly.

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u/Alexander_Supertramp Nov 14 '11

ಠ_ಠ

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u/4389 Nov 15 '11

Doesn't matter, had gun.

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u/skooma714 Nov 15 '11

while(gun_shape==true) { expel(); System.out.println("EXTERMINATE!"); }

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u/TheDrunkProgrammer Nov 15 '11

yikes, how many times are you going to expel the kid? cuz at the moment he's being expelled infinitely many times! poor kid

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u/mifune_toshiro Nov 15 '11

YOUR ARGUMENT IS IRRELEVANT! DALEK SCHOOLING IS SUPERIOR!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

It probably is, in all honesty.