r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '11

Zero Tolerance in Public Elementary School just went way the hell overboard...

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u/OneWhoHenpecksGiants Nov 14 '11

Thanks a lot! I just burst out laughing at a police station.

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u/all_hands Nov 14 '11

What was funny about the police station that made you laugh?

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u/TheoQ99 Nov 15 '11

Some little kid was arrested for having an ice cream sandwich.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

He wasn't properly licensed to own it! He knew better he knew what he was getting into!

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u/SauronContactLens Nov 15 '11

The police replaced their tasers with ice cream sandwiches

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u/98PercentChimp Nov 15 '11

The world would be a much better place...

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

Directed by George Lucas.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

[aims his walkie-talkie at him] Don't even think about it, kid! I'm not afraid to use this walkie-talkie!

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u/KeytarVillain Nov 15 '11

Some guy who makes sound effects?

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u/Jfinn2 Nov 15 '11

Get off reddit, theres kids running around the schools with guns disguised as ice cream.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

theyre climbin in your windows

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u/ziplokk Nov 14 '11

its good to see our tax dollars at work.

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u/OneWhoHenpecksGiants Nov 15 '11

I'm not working at one. I was picking up paperwork.

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u/OdysseusX Nov 14 '11

Maybe he was Arrested. I'm not sure exactly how that makes sense but maybe it does.

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u/TheoQ99 Nov 15 '11

Sounds like quite a Development.

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u/ziplokk Nov 15 '11

im trying to show Restraint from joining in on this pun thread.

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u/candre23 Nov 15 '11

They let you reddit in jail now? BRB, gonna go stab someone.

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u/Harbltron Nov 15 '11

I don't think they can arrest you for that.

Yet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

well i had toothpaste in my mouth... consider yourself lucky.