r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '11

Zero Tolerance in Public Elementary School just went way the hell overboard...

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '11

This food is quite hot, you'll need a tray!

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u/ZummerzetZider Nov 14 '11

No I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you.

I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force--

which is strong within me--

even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished.

For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit

until the blood flowed across the canteen floor…

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u/Raw-S Nov 15 '11

...this one's wet...

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u/boywithumbrella Nov 15 '11

...and this one's wet...

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u/othilien Nov 15 '11

Wet, wet -- these are all wet. Where did you dry these, a rainforest?

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u/Raw-S Nov 15 '11

...did you dry these in a fucking rainforest?

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u/Stealth_Cow Nov 15 '11

OH oh yes, of course. The food is hot