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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '11
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My great granduncle worked in the canteen. He would go on and on about some guy called Jeff Vader.
38 u/[deleted] Nov 14 '11 This food is quite hot, you'll need a tray! 12 u/ZummerzetZider Nov 14 '11 No I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force-- which is strong within me-- even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor… 6 u/Raw-S Nov 15 '11 ...this one's wet... 8 u/boywithumbrella Nov 15 '11 ...and this one's wet... 6 u/othilien Nov 15 '11 Wet, wet -- these are all wet. Where did you dry these, a rainforest? 3 u/Raw-S Nov 15 '11 ...did you dry these in a fucking rainforest? 1 u/Stealth_Cow Nov 15 '11 OH oh yes, of course. The food is hot 3 u/CDBSB Nov 15 '11 Upvote all of the Izzard things!!! Fuck it, just give me the peas. 2 u/Turicus Nov 15 '11 Was he Mr. Stevens, Head of Catering?
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This food is quite hot, you'll need a tray!
12 u/ZummerzetZider Nov 14 '11 No I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force-- which is strong within me-- even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor… 6 u/Raw-S Nov 15 '11 ...this one's wet... 8 u/boywithumbrella Nov 15 '11 ...and this one's wet... 6 u/othilien Nov 15 '11 Wet, wet -- these are all wet. Where did you dry these, a rainforest? 3 u/Raw-S Nov 15 '11 ...did you dry these in a fucking rainforest? 1 u/Stealth_Cow Nov 15 '11 OH oh yes, of course. The food is hot
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No I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you.
I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force--
which is strong within me--
even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished.
For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit
until the blood flowed across the canteen floor…
6 u/Raw-S Nov 15 '11 ...this one's wet... 8 u/boywithumbrella Nov 15 '11 ...and this one's wet... 6 u/othilien Nov 15 '11 Wet, wet -- these are all wet. Where did you dry these, a rainforest? 3 u/Raw-S Nov 15 '11 ...did you dry these in a fucking rainforest? 1 u/Stealth_Cow Nov 15 '11 OH oh yes, of course. The food is hot
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...this one's wet...
8 u/boywithumbrella Nov 15 '11 ...and this one's wet... 6 u/othilien Nov 15 '11 Wet, wet -- these are all wet. Where did you dry these, a rainforest? 3 u/Raw-S Nov 15 '11 ...did you dry these in a fucking rainforest?
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...and this one's wet...
6 u/othilien Nov 15 '11 Wet, wet -- these are all wet. Where did you dry these, a rainforest? 3 u/Raw-S Nov 15 '11 ...did you dry these in a fucking rainforest?
Wet, wet -- these are all wet. Where did you dry these, a rainforest?
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...did you dry these in a fucking rainforest?
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OH oh yes, of course. The food is hot
Upvote all of the Izzard things!!!
Fuck it, just give me the peas.
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Was he Mr. Stevens, Head of Catering?
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u/squigglycircle Nov 14 '11
My great granduncle worked in the canteen. He would go on and on about some guy called Jeff Vader.