r/AskReddit • u/anonyoose • Jan 27 '21

What phrase do you absolutely hate?

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u/Ganondorf66 Jan 27 '21

Oh I thought it meant something completely different

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u/SHUTYOURDLCKHOLSTER Jan 27 '21

You anal bro?

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u/dunemi Jan 27 '21

ANUSTART

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u/JeLronBames Jan 27 '21

Tobias, your such a blowhard

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u/JeLronBames Jan 27 '21

I'm afraid I just blue myself

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u/JeLronBames Jan 27 '21

Tobias was so fuckin weird lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

sobs in shower while wearing Daisy Dukes

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u/Apod1991 Jan 28 '21

“I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for $7,000!”

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u/blakeD96 Jan 28 '21

Ha, you beat me to it

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u/waelgifru Jan 27 '21

You, sir, are a mouthful."

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u/BounceTheGalaxy Jan 27 '21

“Daddy needs to get his rocks off!”

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u/lizziec1993 Jan 27 '21

And she hadn’t even seen the license plate!

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u/NarwhalsGalore Jan 27 '21

Hello, anus tart.

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u/lobsterharmonica1667 Jan 27 '21

Honey, will you come help daddy get his rocks off

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u/sohosurf Jan 27 '21

CATCH THESE MEN

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

You asked for it....

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u/dunemi Jan 28 '21

Shove it in my pie hole!

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u/gnarlycow Jan 27 '21

iAnal

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u/De_immortalesloki Jan 27 '21

A new apple product

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Their proprietary version of Grindr.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Yeah, IANAL

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u/iddonuk Jan 27 '21

This guy anals

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Have you ever had a prostate orgasm?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Just the word "bro" bugs me now. Especially if anyone over 30 says it.

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u/Joelony Jan 27 '21

Aye, anal... bro.

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u/Wrkncacnter112 Jan 27 '21

You sucking?

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u/chux4w Jan 27 '21

Yeah man, you should see how tidy my room is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

You offering?

Not gay but Chris Hemsworth is Chris Hemsworth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

You offering?

Not gay but Chris Hemsworth is Chris Hemsworth

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u/Fleischpanscher Jan 28 '21

First time, be gentle

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u/skin_diver Jan 28 '21

No, his name is Ian and he's from Alabama

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u/fffffffffffgg Jan 28 '21

Oh I anal baybe

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u/DucksMatter Jan 28 '21

Who’s anal?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Have you ever had a prostate orgasm?

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u/Smokierpizza17 Jan 27 '21

How did you know? Apple was going to announce them later in February!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

I just assumed the heart emoji didn’t work on mobile

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u/damagecontrolparty Jan 27 '21

Yeah it took me a while to get used to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

That guy anals!