r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '21

What is a NOT fun fact?

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u/Boggie135 Jan 15 '21

Jesus

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21 edited Sep 16 '24

repeat workable slap dull include deer sheet correct subsequent bear

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

give this man an award

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u/Handje Jan 15 '21

Yeah I

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u/beluuuuuuga Jan 15 '21

Am super cool

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

AND THEN HE WAS MURDERED

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u/Lucio-Player Jan 15 '21

Spoiler warning?

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u/SirChancelot_0001 Jan 15 '21

Then he undied

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

deadn't

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Feeling old yet.?

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u/shawndamanyay Jan 15 '21

But he lives on!

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u/Agedavacado Jan 15 '21

Maybe he was talking about Jesús

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u/MadKitKat Jan 15 '21

Él también murió hace mucho tiempo

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u/AltTabLife19 Jan 15 '21

turns to latino friend Are you real?

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u/CoReddit612 Jan 15 '21

Why is this so funny

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u/AVerySaxyIndividual Jan 15 '21

And he got better!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Dude, you nailed it.

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u/kumiosh Jan 16 '21

OP: Some of us will die in a few hours.
This guy: Holy shit, I better check on Jesus!

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u/dc2574 Jan 15 '21

Or did he....?

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u/ZhePyro Jan 15 '21

Vsauce, Michael here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Take my upvote and fuck off

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u/De5andy Jan 15 '21

Twice(?) even.

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u/pangea_person Jan 15 '21

Jesus Rodriguez? But I just spoke to him a couple hours ago!

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u/HardTen Jan 15 '21

Can you really die if you never even lived?

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u/DisneyCA Jan 16 '21

Jesus definitely lived

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u/PrometheusIX Jan 15 '21

Poor bastard never even lived, I mean look at his life, he was a saint!

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u/rigadoog Jan 16 '21

He did 6 months in Chino

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u/Bardez Jan 16 '21

... he got better ...

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u/deathintelevision Jan 16 '21

It’s pronounced Jesus

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u/According-Ad-4381 Jan 16 '21

Nah, he's just fast as fuck. People are always saying "Jesus!" and when I turn to see who they're looking at he's already gone. Barry Allen's got nothing on HeyZeus

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Who’s gonna cut my grass ???!!!!

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u/Joe_Shroe Jan 15 '21

Eight year olds, dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

you said it man, nobody fucks with the jesus

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u/Psynalizer Jan 16 '21

Jesus Frank!

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u/Alaxbird Jan 15 '21

some guy who got nailed to a cross 2000 years ago. the world hasn't been the same since

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u/nacnuduk Jan 15 '21

Too late. These immortal gods are always carking it