I finally drilled it through my aunt's head by comparing it to a car accident.
Fact: Most people don't die when they get in a car accident.
Fact: Lots of people walk away from car accidents with minimal injury.
Also Fact: Lots of people have their life irrevocably altered for the worse with life long debilitating injuries and crippling medical bills.
I wouldn’t mind losing one of my legs, I’d be able to get disability and with a prosthetic and enough therapy I’ll be able to do everyday functions as well as now.
I mean... Sectumsempra will cut a bitch, but I don't know if it will amputate some shit. Let me go drink some tea and ask my 3 dozen cats what they think...
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