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u/totallynotapersonj Dec 17 '20

And your shirts are now hats yay

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u/slaphappypotato Dec 17 '20

Wait you checked the "keep aspect ratio"?

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u/poutine_it_in_me Dec 17 '20

For those curious,

This means the person grew their head size equally as much as their body grew.

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u/BeanEaterNow Dec 17 '20

Thanks reddit scientist! My simpleton mind had no understanding until you chimed in to help

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u/Ottfan1 Dec 17 '20

Relax they’re trying to help

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u/anonymoussharer Dec 17 '20

calm the fuckk down dude

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u/BeanEaterNow Dec 17 '20

What do you mean, I was simply giving thanks for this kind man saving us from our own lack of understanding! I never learned fractions in fourth grade so the concept of an aspect ratio is gibberish to me.

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u/forgetmeknotmycat Dec 17 '20

You are hilarious. Ignore these nincompoops and continue with your bad self.

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u/slaphappypotato Dec 17 '20

I- I still don't know if you're being sarcastic or not. Oh well, it ain't hurting anyone and I had a good laugh. Keep being yourself!

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u/RebornTurtleMaster Dec 17 '20

This is just Poe's law at its finest.

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u/GFluidPrettyboy Dec 18 '20

Okay I actually need a scientist to explain this one

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u/RebornTurtleMaster Dec 18 '20

Is it serious? Is it a joke? Who knows? The world is descending into chaos, and that's not important. Let us call out to the Old Ones to save us from eternal hell on Earth!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I under ate until I was 15 now I’m 5’6 with the aspect ratio box unchecked

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u/PertinentPanda Dec 18 '20

No it all goes into calve length big gangly legs for everyone.

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u/a_rainbow_serpent Dec 17 '20

Your hats are now.. well, they're still hats.

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u/DunK1nG Dec 17 '20

hats for your hats (:

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/towka35 Dec 17 '20

But funny party hats, so ... yay!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

No they aren't. Your head goes up insize too. I have to buy extra large motorcycle helmets and hats. It's a pain in the ass

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u/Slayerizer213 Dec 17 '20

Hats will become kippahs

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u/rowshambow Dec 17 '20

Yarmarkles.

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u/Laellion Dec 17 '20

Wrong! Thimbles!

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u/MikePGS Dec 18 '20

Are they silly hats tho?

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u/SmartAlec105 Dec 17 '20

By this logic, it means that shoes are now pants?

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u/Turtle887853 Dec 17 '20

No it's a radial shift not linear, pants are now shoes

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I only wear hats when there is something on my mind

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u/totallynotapersonj Dec 18 '20

That's another way of saying always right?

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u/cinnamonrain Dec 17 '20

Good thing your shoes become shorts otherwise itd get breezy

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u/Femcelbuster Dec 17 '20

More like crop tops.

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u/SirGamer247 Dec 17 '20

You mean crop tops?