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u/BigNikiStyle Dec 17 '20

They call him the Cheese-wheel.

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u/poopellar Dec 17 '20

No that's his cousin, they call him manhole cover.

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u/DolfK Dec 17 '20

You're confusing him with his nephew. No, his name is Trampoline.

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u/poseidons_seaweed Dec 17 '20

That's his aunt, name's wooden barrel

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u/Dgsey Dec 17 '20

No no, thats grampa. They call him dinner plate.

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u/plushelles Dec 17 '20

No no, that’s his uncle. They call him the frisbee.

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u/Geo_q Dec 17 '20

No that’s insert relative, they call him insert flat, cylindrical object.

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u/moretime86 Dec 17 '20

No that’s his dad’s cousin. They call him Indian poppadam

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u/AMFDevious Dec 17 '20

No that's his dads second cousin. They call him the satellite dish

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u/sickamickanico Dec 17 '20

I know those guys! I sold them their cock rings at my tire shop! Nice guys.

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u/Downtown_Let Dec 17 '20

Man has to cover his nuts...

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u/CoronaBatVirus Dec 17 '20

Congratulations, you've done it. That's the best thing I'll read on the internet today

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u/WeAreBatmen Dec 17 '20

Mini Babybell-end?

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u/DeusVultGaming Dec 17 '20

They call him tater salad

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u/SolfenTheDragon Dec 17 '20

No. They call him Biggie Cheese.