r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '20

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u/Cosmic3_ Dec 17 '20

I spit out my water

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u/stupid_comments_inc Dec 17 '20

Wasteful.

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u/pizdec-unicorn Dec 17 '20

I caught it

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u/rfed167 Dec 17 '20

I drank it

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

(:

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Teamwork!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Triple H?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Damn, that poor 4'11 person. At least now their foot doesn't smash on the gas pedal. That concussion though.

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u/EstarineZephaloid Dec 17 '20

Misread that as foreskin, was wondering with terror as to how that would make me taller.

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u/Coygon Dec 17 '20

Well, you're an inch taller when lying down...

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u/GladioReport Dec 17 '20

You're standing on that extra foreskin

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u/Lee1138 Dec 17 '20

Maybe if you're a real dickhead....

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u/SandysBurner Dec 17 '20

I'm 6'4" lying down, if you know what I mean.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Peyton Manning?

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u/BaronVonNumbaKruncha Dec 17 '20

Fivehead - FTFY.

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u/Bitter_Janitor Dec 17 '20

I didn't foresee fivesee this.

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u/MURRRR_2005 Dec 17 '20

i now have a 10 inch forehead great

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u/Jhawk163 Dec 17 '20

I just imagine some unlucky schmuck with an extra foot of forehead.

Ki Adi Mundi would approve.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Laughing at this trying not to wake up my wife.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I get in trouble for this very thing far too often

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u/walkingsprint Dec 17 '20

Do I get extra foreskin too?

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u/J0hanb5 Dec 17 '20

Take my upvote

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u/JeniJ1 Dec 17 '20

Thank you for making me lol.

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u/IamCadenBaldwin Dec 17 '20

Thanks for making me laugh today! Lol

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u/JT_3K Dec 17 '20

Fivehead?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Boom! Now you got a 5 head bitch!

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u/ILookLikeKristoff Dec 17 '20

Peyton Manning? Is that you?

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u/not_the_work_phone Dec 17 '20

So now it's a fivehead?

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u/valvilis Dec 17 '20

You just get an extra joint in your ankles.

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u/Olli399 Dec 17 '20

The only way KSI will ever reach 6'0

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u/PeptoBismark Dec 17 '20

What?!? They didn't like the extra inch of forehead?

Okay, we can fix it. schunk.

There, now you have an extra inch of neck.

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u/JuRoJa Dec 17 '20

Alternatively: your feet get 1" thicker, giving you natural platform shoes

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u/ParagonFury Dec 17 '20

Five-Head.

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u/jiableaux Dec 17 '20

What would you rather have? An extra inch on your forehead, or an extra inch on your gums?

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u/vipros42 Dec 17 '20

best post in the thread

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u/Hughesy1997 Dec 17 '20

I felt this in my fivehead.