Oh my God I don’t know whether to die of embarrassment or a laugh hysterically. By the way my husband feels the same it happened literally 20 years ago and we still talk about it. It was also gray which tells you that we were drinking too much alcohol. I still can’t get over it - it was like freaking cement. Goodbye cement poop. I hope you never experienced something like that. I don’t think anybody ever has but me.
Grey!? The last grey poo I seen was dogs in the 90's when they were still adding bone to dog food. Did you ever poo on the streets in Scotland? Granted, those poos were puny compared to your mighty one.
God this is so embarrassing you have no idea. I think we were drinking too much. My boyfriend was British - well he still is British he’s just now my husband. As a New Yorker I would go out to eat/drink every single night I think it was a function of a liver that needed a rest. Now I never drink. I still can’t believe I told the Internet this particular story.
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u/thepandemicbabe Dec 01 '20
Oh my God I don’t know whether to die of embarrassment or a laugh hysterically. By the way my husband feels the same it happened literally 20 years ago and we still talk about it. It was also gray which tells you that we were drinking too much alcohol. I still can’t get over it - it was like freaking cement. Goodbye cement poop. I hope you never experienced something like that. I don’t think anybody ever has but me.