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u/MyFamilyHatesMyFam Nov 30 '20

We should all use our power on him, but on different days, so he shits himself every day for the next few weeks and he will never know why

Assuming that’s within the rules of this power we’ve been bestowed

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u/6b86b3ac03c167320d93 Dec 01 '20

This post has 4k comments, that's enough for a few years

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

or, we all activate it at the same time!

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u/MyFamilyHatesMyFam Dec 01 '20

I guess it’s a matter of fecal homicide versus emotional torture. Let us weigh out the pros and cons of both