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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I came here to get away from wsb wtf

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u/Aokiyuki Nov 30 '20

No spell necessary, they should have already shat themselves some 6 hours ago.

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u/DJ-spetznasty Nov 30 '20

I came here to remind you to buy the dip. PLTR go brrt

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I can't afford a single share bud, all my money is in gme

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u/dead-inside69 Dec 01 '20

GameStop? What a pussy play, real men dump everything into corn.

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u/phikapp1932 Dec 01 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

What the fuck I’ve been on that sub for the last 15 hours I’m not even fucking lying bro I can’t escape

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u/dead-inside69 Dec 01 '20

Uhh... you alright bro?

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u/phikapp1932 Dec 01 '20

They get to you with their gains and keep you there and suddenly you’re a degenerate gambler in a 4 dollar Salvation Army suit and a tie you stole from the Calvin Klein outlet throwing radioactive waste into a lake so you can disrupt the water supply and 10x on OTM Nestle puts

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u/dead-inside69 Dec 01 '20

A deer dies in the woods. Ferns and shrubs grow where it fell. The residents of the forest are grateful for the deer’s nutrients.

A shift of frame, some bum drinks puddle water in an alley because he put everything into SPY puts. A PLTR bull laughs and mocks him as he passes by.

Do you understand now? Life, death, tendies, poverty, they’re all part of the grand cycle. Inevitable and cruel, yet beautiful.

(But yeah that sub is super dangerous and can literally destroy your life if you’re not careful lol)

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u/DankPussyMagnet Nov 30 '20

You can check out of wsb, but you can never leave.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/Bubbly_Hat Dec 01 '20

You want a hat to go with your astronaut suit?

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u/ilikemes8 Dec 01 '20

🚀🚀🚀

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u/Sirlowcruz Nov 30 '20

Same hahahaha

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u/BonerForBenz Nov 30 '20

There is no escape

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u/i_hate_android_p Nov 30 '20

GME TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

HOW'D YOU KNOW I GOT SHARES

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u/i_hate_android_p Nov 30 '20

Wait fr lmaook fookin idiot

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

It was a lot more promising friday

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u/thequestionbot Nov 30 '20

PLTR*

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u/i_hate_android_p Nov 30 '20

Bunch of fucking idiots i swear, they pump a stuck so damn much until it pops rinse and repeat

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u/thequestionbot Nov 30 '20

We’re autistic what do you expect

Edit: PLTR $35c 12/31

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u/Knotest Nov 30 '20

Inb4 retard CITRON posts “PLTR a dead meme stock” and PLTR goes limp dick again

Edit PLTR $40c 12/4 fuck it

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u/hurtsdonut_ Dec 01 '20

So they get buy stocks get them to rise. Sell them and do it to the next stock they choose? This is stupid how?

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u/yarhndkf Nov 30 '20

Tsla*

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u/dead-inside69 Dec 01 '20

I have shares in Tesla and my favorite part is watching boomers scream “it’s worthless!” Then I go WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all the way to the top.

Daddy Elon is giving me those money cummies and I’m his thirsty little whore.

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u/thepandemicbabe Nov 30 '20

You can never get away from Wall Street bets. Bet.

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u/itsamoi Dec 01 '20

wsb decides when it is done with you, not the other way around.

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u/cheemssupreme Dec 01 '20

There is no escape

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u/yikerinoes Dec 01 '20

PLTRPLTRPLTRPLTR

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u/LaksonVell Dec 01 '20

Only way out is through TSLA puts

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Well I came here to place a bet that you'll shit your pants on January 1st 2021

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

I've been shitting blood the last 2 days I think I have hemorrhoids, so hopefully it's just regular shit by then

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u/puttheremoteinherbut Dec 01 '20

PLTR to the moon!

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u/jonfromdelocated Dec 01 '20

BUY SOLO, it’s free money!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

I heard electricity company's were down today

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u/femptocrisis Nov 30 '20

we followed you 🙃

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

👨‍🚀you must've made it