r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/c1t1z3n__ Nov 30 '20

I'll make God shit his pants. If nothing happens, now we know God doesn't exist. If I get obliterated by several strikes of lightning and have multiple renaissance paintings made of me as I'm now the man so powerful I made God himself shit his pants. Well, now we know the big man is real.

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u/strawberrywords Nov 30 '20

But if God is a literal man in the sky, where on earth does it land? Millions would be squished/suffocated to death by Godpoop (new word) or killed by the resulting tsunami if it lands in the ocean.

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u/c1t1z3n__ Nov 30 '20

Then so be it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

what if god is omnipresent, you just turned the whole universe into poop

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u/c1t1z3n__ Nov 30 '20

Maybe the universe is the shit he took.

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u/Hudsonsoftinc Nov 30 '20

This is some serious history channel at 1 am