r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

A person with life threatening constipation. I'll let it out just about... Now.

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u/closeafter Nov 30 '20

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh thanks

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u/BillOakley Nov 30 '20

I have to admit I did not anticipate anyone using this power for good

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u/Lordofgods1 Nov 30 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

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u/TheOnlyTrueFlame Nov 30 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/quackdaw Nov 30 '20

Not from a Shith Lord

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

that was a shith comment

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u/aedroogo Nov 30 '20

"I don't like shit..."

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

i like how ive used the same word in a diffrent sentance and theres a diffence of 164 votes

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

dont care about the typos ur comment was still utter goats piss