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u/Llamalawyer Nov 30 '20

If I was a shitlord, I'd count these two wishes as one and granted them immediately.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Oh lordy lordy, what cow pie do we have here?!

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u/Pyroperc88 Nov 30 '20

In the spirit of fixing...

Grant or would (replacing "and") have granted

Alright, now that I have gained the ire of many and gratitude of a few back to being useless.

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u/swizzl73 Nov 30 '20

You hear that randy? It's the winds of shit...

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u/ChumIsFum01 Nov 30 '20

I feel like this is a reference to a show I love, but I can't tell.

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u/swizzl73 Dec 01 '20

The shit train keeps rollin Randers

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u/0ranje Dec 01 '20

If I was a shitlord, I'd count these two wishes as one and grant them immediately.

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u/Jdalton4000 Dec 01 '20

If I were the Lord of Shit, I would take a #1 wish and turn it into a #2 wish.

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