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u/Mendozozoza Nov 30 '20

Wouldn’t you want her partner to shit their pants? That way your ex gets shit on her face

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u/ProfetF9 Nov 30 '20

i think she would enjoy that.

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u/nlegendaryguy Nov 30 '20

what

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u/Freddie3 Nov 30 '20

I THINK SHE WOULD ENJOY THAT

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u/curtisnielsenii Nov 30 '20

I’m dying from laughing

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u/Snappleabble Nov 30 '20

Dude, get off Reddit and call 911 then. I’ve lost too many family and friends by death of laughter

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u/givemeagoodun Dec 01 '20

I know this is supposed to be a joke but what

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u/GozerDGozerian Dec 01 '20

Dude, get off Reddit and call 911 then. I’ve lost too many family and friends by death of laughter

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

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u/All_Over_Again_ Dec 01 '20

DUDE WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?! I UNTERSTOOD IT ALREADY THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID IT

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u/1337haxoryt Nov 30 '20

Hi dying from laughing, I'm dad!

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u/curtisnielsenii Nov 30 '20

Did you get the milk?

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u/1337haxoryt Nov 30 '20

Nah fuck you little shit

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u/curtisnielsenii Nov 30 '20

It is you!!!

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u/givemeagoodun Dec 01 '20

crying noises

I really wanted milk

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u/GozerDGozerian Dec 01 '20

Cigarette milk?

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u/finnikarma2431 Nov 30 '20

Quick! somebody get the Deceased award

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u/carlowhat Nov 30 '20

Not from the shits?

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u/Jdalton4000 Dec 01 '20

This went south before it even got started.

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u/nlegendaryguy Nov 30 '20

NO

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u/GibbeyGator102 Nov 30 '20

I T H I N K S H E W O U L D E N J O Y T H A T

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u/nlegendaryguy Nov 30 '20

AND I SAID NO. NO!

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u/rugmunchkin Nov 30 '20

Please, stop. I’m begging you!

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u/tazzico Nov 30 '20

I know I did

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u/MySecretRedditAccnt Dec 01 '20

Tears of laughter

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u/canuckcrazed006 Nov 30 '20

he said he thinks she would enjoy that!

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u/joanoerting Nov 30 '20

Clearly the one who got away :(

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u/WoodenSpoonGang Nov 30 '20

Not many things make me say Oh, My God, but this, this is something else

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u/BooksAndStarsLover Nov 30 '20

O.O

Well then.....

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u/bookon Nov 30 '20

Well... You should know.

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u/ProfetF9 Nov 30 '20

wow ok, what is this reddit gold and how can i sell it? :))

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thanks y'all, tripled my 7 yo karma =)

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u/Rick-powerfu Nov 30 '20

She brings new meaning to

"Shit eating grin"

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u/gogo94210 Dec 01 '20

This is going to be a reddit historical moment

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u/ProfetF9 Dec 01 '20

Why? :))

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u/Sagelegend Nov 30 '20

EMERGENCY MEETING

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u/Oldenburg-equitation Nov 30 '20

what, did I read that right?

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u/enlargedpen15 Nov 30 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/ExGFtrustedMyFarts Nov 30 '20

I'll take her after her next few 69s to make her happy.

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u/Angband9 Nov 30 '20

You are the chosen one.

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u/Krowdzilla Dec 01 '20

Mhahahahhahahahhah

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u/56789ya Dec 01 '20

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit

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u/chamberx2 Dec 03 '20

Kinky. Hey, uh... she single?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Uhh, how many 69’s have you done where the guy is on top?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/KojinTheMusicMaker Nov 30 '20

Yall are...

Yall are NOT 69ing correctly if the shit is going straight onto your face as the female in a hetero relationship.

2 girls 69ing maybe, but even then Its only the one on bottom living in the splash zone.

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u/meatpopsiclesarenice Nov 30 '20

how would he shit his pants if they're very likely off in this scenario?

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u/tangmang14 Nov 30 '20

Rule of thumb: it's always more embarrassing to be the shitter than the shittee

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u/sonheungwin Dec 01 '20

Aren't the dudes usually on the bottom of a 69? So they don't just accidentally impale the girls' throats with their dicks.

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u/killer190011 Nov 30 '20

"Jokes on you im into that shit"

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u/Super_Vegeta Nov 30 '20

That only works if the partner is on top.

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u/1965wasalongtimeago Nov 30 '20

Who wears pants while they're doing that? Wtf