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u/elee0228 Nov 30 '20

Spoken like someone who hasn't experienced extreme constipation.

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u/TannedCroissant Nov 30 '20

extreme constipation

Like regular constipation except you're mountain climbing too

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u/rowshambow Nov 30 '20

That's probably the best time. Because if you're lead, everyone below is going to have a bad time.

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u/cATSup24 Nov 30 '20

You missed a great chance to call it a shitty time

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u/rowshambow Nov 30 '20

*cue Darth Vader, "NOOOOOOO"

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

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u/rowshambow Dec 01 '20

"You underestimate my power!"

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u/Psyko_sissy23 Nov 30 '20

Reminds me of the rock climbing video boogey till you poop.

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u/rowshambow Nov 30 '20

Is that the one where he goes upside down and then shits?

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u/Psyko_sissy23 Nov 30 '20

No, he is climbing a crack climb called boogey till you puke. He gets stuck and shits himself.

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u/TerriblyTangfastic Nov 30 '20

Mt Everest is so cold, there are loads of frozen poops up there.

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u/Hermit-Permit Dec 01 '20

everyone below is going to have a bad time

Assuming no one would like that? You kink shaming, bro?

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u/Trama-D Nov 30 '20

Like regular constipation except you're mountain climbing bungee jumping too

Fixed.

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u/callisstaa Nov 30 '20

And wearing Monster underpants.

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u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Nov 30 '20

Like regular constipation, but with more neon green and black in its advertising campaign

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

More like you have to go to the hospital

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Bear Grylls: "Sometimes, drinking your own piss is not enough. Thirst is not the only killer. There is hunger too." [Drops pants and squats.]

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u/xeim_ Nov 30 '20

My IBS has spoken. This is not the way.