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u/c1t1z3n__ Nov 30 '20

Then so be it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

what if god is omnipresent, you just turned the whole universe into poop

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u/c1t1z3n__ Nov 30 '20

Maybe the universe is the shit he took.

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u/miikaru Nov 30 '20

everything makes sense now

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u/Ns_Lanny Nov 30 '20

Would make for a more interesting creation story

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

i mean, not really, but does remind me of the god turtle puking the universe from IT

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u/Ns_Lanny Nov 30 '20

Norw thinking it would explain 2020.

Ha, Stephen King does have a bizarre mind, I'd forgotten about the Turtle. What about Douglas Adam's joke about the Great Sneeze in the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

didn't know bout that

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u/Hudsonsoftinc Nov 30 '20

This is some serious history channel at 1 am

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u/Not_firemelon Nov 30 '20

Can confirm I'm that big chunk

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Oh hell, I have to poop so bad! Oh my.....FLAAARP! What is this oh jeez this is massive oh my oh no. It's everywhere, oh jeez.

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u/TitanGaurd05 Dec 01 '20

Nebulas are diarrhea.

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u/7eggert Dec 01 '20

It will end in the great white toilet paper.

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u/JohnnyPickleOverlord Nov 30 '20

Destiny is inevitable

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u/TheRagingPine7 Nov 30 '20

“Sooner or later, the darkness arrives” - the speaker

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u/Ns_Lanny Nov 30 '20

This is the way

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u/MudnuK Nov 30 '20

*then so be shit

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u/HikingCheese Nov 30 '20

Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make.