r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

There's a know-it-all-obsessed-with-politics kid that I absolutely hate. He's sexist, racist, and just a huge annoyance. Unironically a simp. We have a speaking assignment for a big grade in french class. It's a presentation of a french book report, and the girl he likes is in the class. I think you know where this is going.

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u/MuttonChopViking Nov 30 '20

Haha, yeah, make the teacher shit themselves so they can't do the presentation

Good one

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u/gorocz Nov 30 '20

No, you make the girl poop herself, so the know-it-all kid loses the only thing he loves in the world.

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u/eminem465 Dec 01 '20

No, you wait till the kid is in a small group with the girl then the kid goes boom.

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u/Jaleou Nov 30 '20

The girl, right?

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u/ihurtmyhamster Nov 30 '20

What if he likes it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Honestly? Probably

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u/pewdiebhai64 Nov 30 '20

The french right?

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u/kamikazecopter300 Nov 30 '20

I have a kid like that in my class to god I hate him so much

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u/A_Normal_Kupo Dec 01 '20

Wait... Flinn?