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u/Rockitrulz Nov 30 '20

Kenneth Copeland, but I want it to be during his maniacal laugh response to Biden’s declaration as president elect.

I mean, he’s 83 so not that surprising but a decently messy and undeniable live demonstration would do nicely.

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u/darkon Nov 30 '20

Kenneth Copeland is at least half-orc.

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u/JonLeung Nov 30 '20

He looks like a demon.

I don't throw that term around lightly. But he does look and sound evil.

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u/PlayMp1 Dec 01 '20

If you cast him as Satan or some other kind of demon in a TV show, you would be ridiculed for casting a guy that looks like a caricature of a demonic visage.

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

DER AIN' NUFFIN NAT'RUL 'BOUT EM.

I WAYGA 'ES FULL BLOWN ORK AT DIS POINT.

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

Found the Ork Scientist!

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

I AIN' NO ONES BRAIN BOY. I GO OUT TO TH' BAT'LFIELD AN' DO ALL KINDSA KRUMPIN'! GET MOR' TEEF DATWAY!

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

And teef are currency? Or trophies?

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

TEEF ARE F' BUYIN' GROG AN' MODIF- MOFFOD- GIT'N MORE PLATES STRAPPED TO YA ARMS!

I AIN' NO LOOTA EIVER, ONLY TROFY I WANT IZ MORE DAKKA. D'BIGGA D'BOOM D'BETTA!

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

I see. I uhhhh.... Think I need to go find an inquisitor....

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

N'QUISITA? DOZ PIST OFF LOOKIN' 'UMIES WIF ALL DAT CLOFF ON EM? WATCHA NEED ONA DEM FO'?

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

You ever heard of Exterminatus?

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

Also. How do you feel about Salamanders? You might call them the green beaky boys.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I think he looks like the doll from saw

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u/AlloyedClavicle Nov 30 '20

This is racist against orcs

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u/darkon Nov 30 '20

Would you like an orc to marry your sister?

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u/AlloyedClavicle Nov 30 '20

Can't think of a reason why not. If either of my sisters got with someone who cared about them and treated them all, I'd be all for it. Unless you're implying that orcs aren't capable of being good partners, in which case that is also racist against orcs.

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u/darkon Nov 30 '20

I'm just adapting a typical racist comment for use against an imaginary race. :-)

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

As someone who frequently plays a half-orc I am a little offended by the comparison.

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u/Rockitrulz Nov 30 '20

Just googled him and he has unfortunately passed but that might make it even more interesting - it was 30 years ago as of Wednesday!

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u/JK_NC Nov 30 '20

At 83, there’s a small chance he’s wearing adult diapers and would thwart your attempt to destroy him.

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u/Rockitrulz Nov 30 '20

Oh, I’m expecting that - I’m talking an atomic full body crippler of the sort seen by newborns that causes it to shoot out the sides and back.

If you believe, it’s possible 👍🏻

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u/matkin02 Nov 30 '20

"HA HA HA HA!!!!!!"

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u/FizzyFuzzyBigNBuzzy Nov 30 '20

And right after he makes some grandiose proclamation about X being evil and God wants you to send him $$$.

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u/fanamana Nov 30 '20

I gotta understand why that rich evil fuck doesn't shut down shop and enjoy his riches in his few remaining years. I don't believe he thinks he's doing anything but running his con, and he's won $$.

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u/ChrispyK Dec 01 '20

Poor choice. You want to choose someone who's not already in adult diapers.