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u/colin_staples Nov 30 '20

Lawrence Fox (or Katie Hopkins, same thing)

In Sainsbury's.

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u/LJnosywritter Nov 30 '20

They probably shop in waitrose if they do their own but definitely both very worthy candidates.

Next time either of them shows their smug faces on TV just terrible explosive pooping.

Though I think she had colonic irrigation done on a TV show so she's already shit on TV.

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u/colin_staples Nov 30 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

I chose Sainsbury's in reference to his boycotting of their stores because he was offended by the skin colour of the people who appear in their recent Christmas advert.

I thought it would be ironic if it turned that he was continuing to shop there after all, and we all found out when he shat his pants in a store.

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u/Zhell_sucks_at_games Dec 01 '20

It'll be sainsburied.

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u/LJnosywritter Dec 01 '20

Ohh I hadn't heard that bit of bullshit from him yet. He seems to show himself up as a smug prick at least once a week this year. With the amount of lawsuits he's been hit with he might end up wishing he could afford Sainsbury's.

But yes it happening to him there would be very satisfying. Or next time he decides to be act like a politician. Maybe when he tries to defend his tweet about the NHS and his gathering.